Yeah haha. 50% off is about the price you'd expect to pay everywhere else. Obviously works though as it makes people think they're getting excellent deals.

Did you read the post or just look at the pictures lol?  That last one was after resetting and on a hot engine between the filling station and home. However, I've currently done 500 miles and still got 150 on the range.  Average MPG showing as 63.3...  

mine is due to arrive at the dealer on the 12th supposedly. was originally 19th. idk how this has worked out tbh with other people getting theres before....*sigh* oh well, it is what it is

Ah that's interesting.  I was going to suggest that the oil can overfill itself if DPF regens keep failing, the unused diesel runs past the rings and into the oil.  However it can't be that in this case.  Was also going to suggest it may have tried to regen after the first hard push but again can't be that either. Lots of things can break if cars are driven too gently, particularly on modern diesels.  Cars are designed to be driven! With light grey smoke, it could be either oil or diesel though I'd lean more towards diesel tbh.  It may be that timing was put out by the faulty crank sensor.  Or that an injector got stuck open. It's difficult to be more specific without seeing the car in person.

That's an impressive leap in economy over 4 miles...