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well there goes the one night stands lol and all the dating apps

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    Have I missed something here?

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    2 hours ago, Luke4efc said:

    Have I missed something here?

    Only if you're on Tinder/Grindr... :wink: 

    It was a lockdown rule that you're not allowed to have s*x with another person from outside your household.  Don't think my neighbour has been following that advice though...not unless he's got a 2 metre long c... :unsure: 

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    I wondered why the milkman has been coming earlier these last few weeks! The Postman's been a lot earlier as well.

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    24 minutes ago, Milkman said:

    I wondered why the milkman has been coming earlier these last few weeks! The Postman's been a lot earlier as well.

    You're forgetting the pizza delivery guy 

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    Now everybody can live my life for a change! :laugh:

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    8 hours ago, Incontro said:

    You're forgetting the pizza delivery guy 

    The pizza delivery guys wont deliver to my location, they can't find it! Even if they could, we are so far away from any pizza shop it would be stone cold well before it got here.

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    On 6/8/2020 at 8:10 PM, jmurray01 said:

    Now everybody can live my life for a change! :laugh:

    So true man. At least us decent moral people feel the same now 😂. 

     

    On 6/8/2020 at 1:49 PM, Incontro said:

    You're forgetting the pizza delivery guy 

    Pizza time 🍕

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