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Angry Wife Lol

Steve
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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife. XXX

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PS, Your Girlfriend Called!

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    I think I will get my garage door re-inforced. My problem is, my wife has already hit the garage wall twice and I can see her bringing the whole gargae down on top of my car.

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    That certainly is a good one, Nice find!

    and bt, I cant blame you, a garage is a fairly rigid structure, but like anything as you say, if you push it, it could come down...

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