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Who Says Coppers Haven't Got A Sense Of Humour

Stoney871
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Found this while perusing the web.

I think it's hilarious, see what you think..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw0ivvok0NA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSaVICrFEk

Follow further episodes here- when/if available

http://www.trafficpatroltapes.co.uk/

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    shame I cant see it, works web filter has kicked it... something for the weekend me thinks... or more reason to buy a smart phone...?

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    Worth the wait to view it.

    I found it last night on my phone while on duty and was weeing myself with laughter.

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    Hilarious man these guys are exactly doing their duty!

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    Stoney you weren't parked up cooking a microwave meal were you..? haha!

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    I carry a food flask on cold nights filled with wholesome home made Irish stew.

    My microwave played havoc with the electrics. :P

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    mmm safe to say homemade beats microwave! haha, darn microwaves!

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    Definitely avoid that homemade wake up juice. ;)

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    Definitely avoid that homemade wake up juice. ;)

    :lol:

    that stuff has the power to convert your fiesta in to a s-max in space of 9 months

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    please tell me these two videos feature in police training... ;) lol a week and a half stoney before i start training... scary stuff!!

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    please tell me these two videos feature in police training... ;) lol a week and a half stoney before i start training... scary stuff!!

    Copy them to your phone/laptop and share with the course. ^_^

    Good luck and watch out for your toes on riot training, (don't be tempted to rest your shield on your boot cos you're tired, the staff will notice and drop bricks on your feet).

    Above all, be sure to enjoy yourself, your pass off parade will be the best day of your life.

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    Cheers stoney....

    I'm really looking forward to it! hopefully it'll lead to a regular job eventually! but we shall see, ill just enjoy it whle i can as a special!

    Oh... also... bet she could taste that coriander too ;) lol

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    Oh... also... bet she could taste that coriander too ;) lol

    :P

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    Dave, you becoming a policeman?

    I thought you were doing some crash course in electrics?!?!

    that was only a few weeks ago! lol

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    Oh... also... bet she could taste that coriander too ;) lol

    sick!! :blink: hahaha!

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    Dave, you becoming a policeman?

    I thought you were doing some crash course in electrics?!?!

    that was only a few weeks ago! lol

    He's becoming a Special Constable.

    Far more useful than PCSO's ;)

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    sick!! :blink: hahaha!

    I think what we should take away from this is that Um Bongo is not good for you. ;)

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    He's becoming a Special Constable.

    Far more useful than PCSO's ;)

    Yes jeebo, I did... That was for work... They paid for it and everything... Good course, and been slowly doing bits and bobs to bring the theatre back to good working order lol!!

    And as stoney has already said, I am joining the specials, with the intention of joining the regulars... But we shall see...

    Ha!! Um bongo!!

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