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My Granny The Escort

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the misses just turned this on, channel 4. how disturbing the older generation of ladies are..

just been this 84yr old women, zimmer frame almost, n flat ridden.... she charges 250 quid per hour, and quite alot of her clientel are the younger generation male, ie 25-35....

she will sit em in the bath, and shower them with her pee..... !Removed! disgusting......

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    I'm glad I missed it...... lol

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    still on.... get in there haha

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    I read the title and really hoped that you were talking about either an old Ford Escort or a strange Granada/Escort hybrid...

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    pmsl, sorry for the mega disappointment :blink:

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    Probably scar me for life...but I have just downloaded this to watch tomorrow..

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    oh.... dear.... god.....

    Let this never be spoken of again :p

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    I watched up to the first ad break...an 84 year old woman talking about "water sports" is wrong on so, so many levels!!

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    I watched up to the first ad break...an 84 year old woman talking about "water sports" is wrong on so, so many levels!!

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    TBF to them an incontinent old dear is probably the most likely to produce the goods over some tight 18yr old, strangely enough she is the most efficient for the job.

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    lets be blunt for a moment....

    Its sad what floats peoples boats these days! how did we go from a reasonable bit of "hows your father" to these sort of granny acts? I mean, what is wrong with people?

    I can safely say personally, I would not want to think of anything related to that level of intimacy with an old woman, it just defies logic...

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    Did you ever watch the program on Eunuch's a while ago? the bloke on there explained all of this,

    Basically he shagged loads of woman and did all sorts with them but it wasn't enough, did the same with men and it wasn't enough, did it with Animals and didn't get his needs fulfilled, so he thought before I try it with Children I'll cut my nuts off so I don't harm anyone ( fair play imo )

    Maybe it's the same, people are just plain weird and cannot get enough fulfillment by sleeping around like conventional humans do, much like people who pay 20st women to sit on their faces, just weird and more weird stuff will continue to happen.

    Like drugs, they all start somewhere soft and move on to heavier stuff.

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