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Some Funny Ones To Make You Laugh

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Funny, but bit harsh: note bad language in the article:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/24/youre-a-moaning-little-c-car-salesman-abuses-customer-after-complaint-cost-him-commission-4774149/

No words LOL:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-!Removed!-4771752/

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    Even though she bought a C*rsa, she didn't deserve that!

    As for the second article...I do have one question...

    Who the hell looks at a big stone block and says "I can turn that into a giant stone sculpture...OOOO...I know...I'll carve a !Removed!!"

    *EDIT* The Removed above was supposed to refer to lady parts

    Sent from my GT-I9300 using Ford OC mobile app

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    haha, the Corsa one is just amusing... What a pratt!

    As for the man stook in the lady parts... welll... What can be said about that? perhaps it was his first time of venturing into this remit?

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