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Jeeez That Close!!

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Been parking in multi-storey car park recently and spotted a space by a pillar it was a tight squeeze. Didn't realise how tight till out the car. Don't worry no paint work was harmed in this picture (thank the fiesta gods)

Note to self don't park next to a pillar

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    Wow, that is hair raisingly close!!

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    Yep kept the steering on full lock and edge out at a snails pace holding breath!

    Thinking about it only that close because the car park space was At top of ramp so just popped it in there. Won't be doing that again!

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    holy crackers! that is beyond close.... how you got out of there so well FezGod only knows!

    next time my car gets stuck, you can come move it for me :p

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    Haha the fez gods where watching over me that day! No probs jeebs ;)

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    Yep kept the steering on full lock and edge out at a snails pace holding breath!

    Thinking about it only that close because the car park space was At top of ramp so just popped it in there. Won't be doing that again!

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    Lies you seen the spot and said challenge accepted ;)

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    Lies you seen the spot and said challenge accepted ;)

    Haha won't be doing that challenge anytime soon though ;)

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    Haha won't be doing that challenge anytime soon though ;)

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    You can't do it again it wouldn't be a challenge if you done it again u already completed it :)

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    Haha touché sir

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    Had to take a sip of my drink before replying, my buttux clenched firmly together with an exhaling sigh of relief. You are one lucky man

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    That truly was rolly paper close.

    I bet a great many prayers were said before moving off.

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    I prayed to the car Gods (specifically fiesta). Got home and sacrificed a piece of cheese in honoured of un damaged paint! It was the slowest I moved the car since owning it. Oh n had a stiff drink!

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    May I recommend some black c 0ck, goes down the neck real smooth

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    Ooo a clear black one not seen that before :p haha

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    All the ladies like a drop of that (apparently) ;)

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    Google BBC and then burn your computer :d

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    I did it came up British board corporation (dam safety features!)post-55808-141183998504_thumb.jpg

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    Would that be an Image Search?

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    My parent raised me well always leave safe search on if you want to sleep at night ;) :p

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    My parent raised me well always leave safe search on if you want to sleep at night ;) :p

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    Even with safe search off its still .... You guessed it!!! post-55808-141184099422_thumb.jpg

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    Anyone who works for the BBC is a big male chicken anyway ;)

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    May I recommend some black c 0ck, goes down the neck real smooth

    black-cock-thai-whiskey-650x650.jpg

    Oh my LOL

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