Based on the same platform as the outgoing model, which has been in use for nearly 10 years already.

Excuse me while I go and vomit...

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/vauxhall/corsa/85556/new-vauxhall-corsa-unveiled-at-paris-motor-show

hate to point this out but thats an Opel Corsa :P

Makes no difference though, lol.

Looks like a Tigra to me, just updated.

Makes no difference though, lol.

Opel are there german counter parts they make there cars ah who am i kidding haha useless all the way. I hope you have stopped vomiting now

Hideous creature.

The only thing in its favour over the Fiesta is that bi-xenons are an option this is something Ford should definitely have done.

Urk retch!

It's the Adam basically....

Snip..............From the outset, it’s clear that Vauxhall is setting its sights high.

“We wanted it to have the ride quality of a Polo, but to be as fun to drive as a Fiesta

if you hit those benchmarks you’ve cracked it, and we believe we have,” said Mitchell........Snip

But the article omited to say that the new Corsa is as boring as a wet weekend in Wigan.

I fail too understand why they keep attempting to make them better and newer they should just call it a night and pack up the factories and go home.

Because for some reason people keep buying them...

What's the difference between a Corsa and a bucket of horse crap?

The bucket ;)

Snip..............From the outset, it’s clear that Vauxhall is setting its sights high.

“We wanted it to have the ride quality of a Polo, but to be as fun to drive as a Fiesta

if you hit those benchmarks you’ve cracked it, and we believe we have,” said Mitchell........Snip

But the article omited to say that the new Corsa is as boring as a wet weekend in Wigan.

Dave

Have you note some very intresting things happen in Wigan on wet weekends mostly indoors.

What's the difference between a Corsa and a bucket of horse crap?

The bucket ;)

Which would you rather sit in?

The crap ;)

I'd never get over the shame of the Corsa plus the smell would last longer. :p

The crap ;)

I'd never get over the shame of the Corsa plus the smell would last longer. :P

im with him on this id sit in the crap