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Silly Story Game.

simcor
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Basically it seems you all like silly games on here like most forums.

The idea is:

I start a sentence telling a story but only half the sentence, the next person finishes that sentence as quickly as they can without thinking to hard about it basically the first thing that comes into your head, you then start the second sentence and again leave it unfinished and the next person does the same and so on.

Make sure you quote the previous reply and add your bit and each person does the same. It doesn't work well if people post anything other than the story so no posting anything else, just the story so it reads properly. Let's see if it works.

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised............

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so............

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so............

    ... he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work. After an hour of shaving and sculpting...

    Sent via the 'Clacks'

    GNU STP

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could.......

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    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could.......

    really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" and he...

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" so he started to gather the tools for the job. An enlargement vacuum pump was sourced from Ebay but this was going to need modifying to get the required results so it..........

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" so he started to gather the tools for the job. An enlargement vacuum pump was sourced from Ebay but this was going to need modifying to get the required results so it..........

    would give him the woman-slaying chopper he so longed for. He opted for the turbo from...

    Sent via the 'Clacks'

    GNU STP

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" so he started to gather the tools for the job.

    An enlargement vacuum pump was sourced from Ebay but this was going to need modifying to get the required results so it.......... would give him the woman-slaying chopper he so longed for. He opted for the turbo from...a Vauxhall Corsa but soon ran into difficulty.

    it just didn't make the modified pump strong enough to make any noticeable difference in length or girth...... so

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" so he started to gather the tools for the job.

    An enlargement vacuum pump was sourced from Ebay but this was going to need modifying to get the required results so it would give him the woman-slaying chopper he so longed for. He opted for the turbo from a Vauxhall Corsa but soon ran into difficulty.

    It just didn't make the modified pump strong enough to make any noticeable difference in length or girth so a Focus RS hybrid unit was bolted up. This delivered results beyond his wildest dreams.......

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" so he started to gather the tools for the job.

    An enlargement vacuum pump was sourced from Ebay but this was going to need modifying to get the required results so it would give him the woman-slaying chopper he so longed for. He opted for the turbo from a Vauxhall Corsa but soon ran into difficulty.

    It just didn't make the modified pump strong enough to make any noticeable difference in length or girth so a Focus RS hybrid unit was bolted up. This delivered results beyond his wildest dreams.......

    And then it exploded due to the sheer power. So he took a...

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    Fred stood there looking and could not believe his eyes when he realised that after losing 9 stone he could now finally see his willy again. Im going to have some fun with that he thought so he grabbed the Bic razor and went to work.

    After an hour of shaving and sculpting he was rather disappointed with the realisation of its lack of length and girth. A DIY enlargement could really put to bed the constant comment "when are you going to be able to touch the sides?" so he started to gather the tools for the job.

    An enlargement vacuum pump was sourced from Ebay but this was going to need modifying to get the required results so it would give him the woman-slaying chopper he so longed for. He opted for the turbo from a Vauxhall Corsa but soon ran into difficulty.

    It just didn't make the modified pump strong enough to make any noticeable difference in length or girth so a Focus RS hybrid unit was bolted up. This delivered results beyond his wildest dreams.......

    And then it exploded due to the sheer power. So he took a...

    ...moment to evaluate the damage, he just knew the wife was going to go off her nut!! She...
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    ...moment to evaluate the damage, he just knew the wife was going to go off her nut!! She...

    told him he should have logged on to FOC and followed Lenny's guide, but he didn't listen. She ran off with Clive...

    Sent via the 'Clacks'

    GNU STP

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