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Silly Story Chat Thread

simcor
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Well firstly you all did excellent to avoid posting anything other than the story on the thread.

However I am not surprised how it has continued on really, typical of a forum it seems, I left a simple sentence with no reference to anything in particular and it so quickly turned to a sexual theme.

You can post any other drivel you feel like about the story or any comments here if you wish.

Keep going as you were, however we will have to bring it to a conclusion sooner or later, they are meant to be shortish stories depending on what the word count in a post is.

Then we can start a new story.

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    Waa the story ever going to go down another direction!:lol:

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    It's funny it started out very non de script and soon got turned towards a certain part of the male anatomy, hardly a surprise really, in fact the very second post lol

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    What is the maximum word count in a post on here anyway?

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    dont worry we will soon turn it to the female anatomy.

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    I missed this story... I am intrigued!

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