It's been 51 years since my last confession. I have been perusing magazines of a dubious nature and saw something that stirred emotions that shouldn't have been aroused!

Yes, looking on Top Gear's Facebook page and found a Vauxhall I like!

I realise I may be ostracised from this community but I stand by my convictions! :)

http://www.topgear.com/car-news/new-vauxhall-maloo-powerful-911-turbo

I beg of you, block such impure thoughts from your mind!

Say 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers and you may be forgiven.

more suited to oz rather than uk nice touches though

I beg of you, block such impure thoughts from your mind!

Say 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers and you may be forgiven.

Shouldn't that be "say 10 Hail Mondeos and 5 Our Fiestas"

Shouldn't that be "say 10 Hail Mondeos and 5 Our Fiestas"

Indeed it should Ghana! ;)

You'll also need to recite this hourly

The Fords Prayer

Our Focus, the ST is heaven

Hallowed be the Escort

The Mustang comes

Thy Edge is done

on earth, so is the Fusion

Gives us our Max's: B, C, and S's

As we forgive those who Nissan and Peugeot

and lead us not into VW

but deliver us from Vauxhall

For thine is the Transit

The Ranger and Fiesta

For Ever and Ever

Mondeo

:D

You'll also need to recite this hourly

The Fords Prayer

Our Focus, the ST is heaven

Hallowed be the Escort

The Mustang comes

Thy Edge is done

on earth, so is the Fusion

Gives us our Max's: B, C, and S's

As we forgive those who Nissan and Peugeot

and lead us not into VW

but deliver us from Vauxhall

For thine is the Transit

The Ranger and Fiesta

For Ever and Ever

Mondeo

:D

Absolutely brilliant ! :) :) :) :)

You'll also need to recite this hourly

The Fords Prayer

Our Focus, the ST is heaven

Hallowed be the Escort

The Mustang comes

Thy Edge is done

on earth, so is the Fusion

Gives us our Max's: B, C, and S's

As we forgive those who Nissan and Peugeot

and lead us not into VW

but deliver us from Vauxhall

For thine is the Transit

The Ranger and Fiesta

For Ever and Ever

Mondeo

:D

Love it! B)

You'll also need to recite this hourly

The Fords Prayer

Our Focus, the ST is heaven

Hallowed be the Escort

The Mustang comes

Thy Edge is done

on earth, so is the Fusion

Gives us our Max's: B, C, and S's

As we forgive those who Nissan and Peugeot

and lead us not into VW

but deliver us from Vauxhall

For thine is the Transit

The Ranger and Fiesta

For Ever and Ever

Mondeo

:D

Ha ha! Cracker :). :) :)

I have just updated the lords prayer on Wikipedia... :p

Love it!

As for you Turvey. Go. Hang your head in shame, place on the hat with the giant D, sit in the corner and think about the abuse you have just delivered.

If you test drive this vehicle, and park it firmly in a tree, you are on the correct road to forgiveness, though if you say anything further like this...

I know who you are. I know what you want. There will be no ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career of moderation. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you repent, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will ban you, I will find you, and (worse than death) - I will make you live in a vauxhall for a year.

For the record, the cupholder will be the lavatory (you can even remove it and empty it out of the door!), the seat will be your bed, the back seats will be for entertainment, the boot will be the storage room, the engine is the kitchen, though I will grant you a single luxury. You can have the centre console as a roaring open fire.

Absolute Sacrilidge.