Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Ford Owners Club - Ford Forums

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.



Join the Independent Ford Owners' Club

Our community has been built by enthusiasts, for enthusiasts, and proudly run by Ford owners' for over 18 years. As an independent, non-official club, everything you’ll find here, advice, support, and opinions, comes directly from members with genuine Ford ownership experience.

Join our friendly community... it's Free!

 

quick joke..all clean

ayup
ayup
in General Chat

Featured Replies

i used to think the brain was the most important organ...

but then i thought ..look what's telling me that :blink:

  • Quote


    I always thought the most important organ was the church one...

    Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk

  • Quote

    There's no need to use smutty innuendo in joke telling....

     

     

    ...but sometimes I like to slip one in.

     

     

    :rolleyes:

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Whheeyyyyy.

    I have another joke, FOC puts up an advert for a corsa on tapatalk.

    Cleatly Tapatalk do not understand our rivalry lol.

    Screenshot_20161102-214600.thumb.png.d30

    Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk

  • Quote
    9 hours ago, jeebowhite said:

    Whheeyyyyy.

    I have another joke, FOC puts up an advert for a corsa on tapatalk.

    Cleatly Tapatalk do not understand our rivalry lol.

    Screenshot_20161102-214600.png

    Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk

    Ha!  I love how they say "yes, it's a Corsa!" as if it is something to be proud of... :mellow:

  • Quote

    What they really mean is 'yes, it's a corsa. We will take 500 off now, to allow you to put it to the next one, when inevitably you will destroy this one'

    Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk

  • Quote

    I thought it was 'yes, its only a corsa' as you're supposed to be surprised that it's not a Maybach or something... :laugh:  

    I'm pretty sure these ads are tailored though James...think you've just shown us your guilty pleasure! :ohmy:

     

    Clean joke - I really want to buy one of those grocery dividers at Tesco, but the cashier keeps putting it back. :sad: 

  • Quote

    As much as I hate Vauxhalls, nothing beats a French car for crap-ness!! (After having two utter rubbish examples in the family. Sorry Jamie!!)

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    1 hour ago, Incontro said:

    As much as I hate Vauxhalls, nothing beats a French car for crap-ness!! (After having two utter rubbish examples in the family. Sorry Jamie!!)

    Post-millennium French cars are indeed crap.  Prior to that there were some decent models...  When I say "decent", I mean they only break down a few times per month!! :wink:

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Latest Deals

    Ford UK Shop for genuine Ford parts & accessories

    Disclaimer: As the club is an eBay Partner, The club may be compensated if you make a purchase via the club

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    The "Digestive"

    • The Digestive Forum Roundup (24th May - 31st May 2026)

      Steve ·
      The Digestive Forum Roundup (24th May - 31st May 2026) We hope this email finds you well and enjoying your week. As always, our forum has been buzzing with activity, so we’ve compiled the highlights for you. Plenty of interesting discussions are taking place, especially around the Ford Focus and Fiesta models. Starting off with the Focus, many members have been discussing issues with the Emergency Call System, particularly in the Mk4 model. PLB raised concerns about persistent malfunctions, a se
      Steve
      Steve
      • 193 views





    Background Picker
    Customize Layout

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.