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See If You Can Pass The Uk Citizenship Test!

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Try and pass this....

http://www.ukcitizen...?trackid=002509

My Result:

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 5 out of 24 (21%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 32 seconds

Looks like im going to have to move to Pakistan or somewhere like that :(



You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

I'm off to live in Poland then, as the place must be deserted! :lol:

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 50 seconds

No wonder people sneak in :lol:

:lol::lol: I cant even access the link from Ireland :lol: Instant Fail

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 34 seconds

  • 4 weeks later...

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 7 out of 24 (29%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 09 seconds

Kick me out then.

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

Time taken: 02 minutes 57 seconds

Oops, Bye UK :(

I must fail miserably, all I get is:

"oops, this link appears broken"

-T

I must fail miserably, all I get is:

"oops, this link appears broken"

-T

:lol:

Link won't work for me either!

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 08 seconds

-T

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

Time taken: 04 minutes

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 41 seconds

Another Brit fails the test, mind you I think the questions are wrong, how about.

1 - Can you work in a service position but not speak English in a manner that is comprehensible to the locals.

2 - Can you jump straight to the front of the queue and obtain free housing for your family of 14 in a mansion costing the taxpayer £100,000 a year.

3 - Can you insist on the right to get your prayer mat out 4 times a day whilst working in a call centre, take note this is at set times and is the best time to call if you want to speak to someone who speaks English.

4 - Can you continue to support a football team who couldn't score in a brothel - warning this is a trick question as only an Englishman could answer with any conviction.

C'mon fellas, add to this list.

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 7 out of 24 (29%)

Grim -.- last one out turn the lights off

  • 2 weeks later...

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 23 seconds

I opt for deportation - Hawaii please!! :D

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 23 seconds

Bye bye

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