In the desert

[Percyprod]

Two men were crawling across the desert, hungry, thirsty and suffering from the effects of the sun. Suddenly one of them cried out "Look, over there, it's a bacon tree!" His friend, thinking his colleague had gone mad, decided to play along. "Just wait here" said the first man, I'll go and get us a bacon sandwich. He went off, but came back some time later with an axe in his head and several arrows sticking out of him. He collapsed in his friends arms, and said "I was wrong, it wasn't a bacon tree, it was an 'ambush".

[dezwez]

2 minutes ago, Percyprod said:

Two men were crawling across the desert, hungry, thirsty and suffering from the effects of the sun. Suddenly one of them cried out "Look, over there, it's a bacon tree!" His friend, thinking his colleague had gone mad, decided to play along. "Just wait here" said the first man, I'll go and get us a bacon sandwich. He went off, but came back some time later with an axe in his head and several arrows sticking out of him. He collapsed in his friends arms, and said "I was wrong, it wasn't a bacon tree, it was an 'ambush".

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