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Cars That Men Just Shouldn't Drive

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Im goin to go right out there and start off with white/cream/yellow mini coopers! I just cannot take a man seriously after seeing him in one of those :P lol



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    Pulled a guy driving a red Micra with eyelashes on this morning for using his phone. Only reason I noticed he was furtively using his phone was because of the lashes. Silly beggar had no insurance o

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    My sons just bought one of those, mind you he is !Removed! Nice result, hope they crush it

  • See when boy-racers get done for speeding/wheel-spinning/generally being an anti-social knob, I think the courts should take away their car for a month and force them to drive a 2CV!!! Bet they would

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Fiat 500 apart from the abarth and the grandad lounge versions

used to drive a seicento and disapointed so many white van men :huh:

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Lmao!

Mercedes SLK unless you're a hairdresser or airline cabin crew ;)

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Then theres the Audi TT total hairdressers car ;) lol

a streetKa.

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No body should drive a corsa! Not just men lol

Peugeot 206CC!

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Yellow fiat puntos

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Any car with eyelashes xD

Suzuki Vitara, new Beetle, most soft tops & small sports cars (MX5 etc)

Color is important. eg - any car in pink! (unless its a 6- wheel Rolls Royce & your name is Parker/ or cartoon panthers get in the back) :lol:

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saw a citreon ds3 earlier with a pink roof and mirrors bloke driving it too id rather walk bare foot on broken glass :)

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Suzuki Vitara, new Beetle, most soft tops & small sports cars (MX5 etc)

Color is important. eg - any car in pink! (unless its a 6- wheel Rolls Royce & your name is Parker/ or cartoon panthers get in the back) :lol:

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I want one :lol:

Pulled a guy driving a red Micra with eyelashes on this morning for using his phone.

Only reason I noticed he was furtively using his phone was because of the lashes.

Silly beggar had no insurance or tax either so had his car seized too.

Silly beggar.

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Micras to be added to list also lol

TWINGOS go in the categorie of not to be driven by anyone lol.

My first chocie would also be mini coopers, any of them lol.

Oh and i just hate to see a guy driving aporsche boxter. Such a girl car XD

Noone said BMW 1 Series Convertible??? Good as the missus has just bought one and i fancy a drive!! lol

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Noone said BMW 1 Series Convertible??? Good as the missus has just bought one and i fancy a drive!! lol

Someone said any convertable yesterday ;) haha

Pulled a guy driving a red Micra with eyelashes on this morning for using his phone.

Only reason I noticed he was furtively using his phone was because of the lashes.

Silly beggar had no insurance or tax either so had his car seized too.

Silly beggar.

Pity you couldn't fine him for the lashes too!

Smart Cars for the list

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Oh God how did I forget those :censored: smart cars! Hate those things with a passion!

Pity you couldn't fine him for the lashes too!

Unfortunately being a snap-on isn't yet a crime. :p

A corsa ;)

My sons just bought one of those, mind you he is !Removed!

Pulled a guy driving a red Micra with eyelashes on this morning for using his phone.

Only reason I noticed he was furtively using his phone was because of the lashes.

Silly beggar had no insurance or tax either so had his car seized too.

Silly beggar.

Nice result, hope they crush it

lol, I love being a mod, especially when I can see the word under the !removed! flag :D

As to Stoney's pull, that is a true result... bet he wishes he took the lashes off now!

TWINGOS go in the categorie of not to be driven by anyone lol.

My first chocie would also be mini coopers, any of them lol.

Oh and i just hate to see a guy driving aporsche boxter. Such a girl car XD

I had a Twingo RS :(

And you had best not mean Classic Mini's -.-

I find the new Suzuki Swifts to be a bit feminine, as well as the usual Beetles, Fiat 500's, older model Audi TT's and newer one's that aren't S-Line :P, C1's, 107's and Aygo's (killed me to have one while my car was repaired) and to go with the Seat Mii and Volkswagen Up, Ford Ka's of any new kind and StreetKa's, Vauxhalls, Chevrolet Spark, yellow cars, pink cars, the same kinda blue you get on Fiat 500's, older Porsche Boxters (new ones are pretty sweet to be honest now), and probably many many more.

lol, I love being a mod, especially when I can see the word under the !removed! flag :D

As to Stoney's pull, that is a true result... bet he wishes he took the lashes off now!

+1 on the Mod comment :P

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