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Riddles

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Got bored so decided to put some riddles on here

see if anyone wants to have a crack

if it goes well then i may do them regularly or people can put there own ones on here

time will tell

so the first one

3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes

and no matches

how do they manage to smoke??

all answers below

ill put the correct one up in time



They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter, then use the lighter to spark up the remaining 3 !Removed!.

vinny seems to have it in one :)

Heard that one a few years ago

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ok well done vinny :)

so onto the next one

take one out and scratch my head

i once was black but now am red

what am i?

A match?

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bingo

your pretty damn good at this :)

ok

4 men in a boat on a lake

the boat overturns and all 4 men fall into the lake

and sink to the bottom

yet a single man does not get wet

why is this?

Because he is caught in the air pocket of the boat when it overturns?

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nope not right for a change

tip: its to do with the wording :)

i am beating my brains out

foremen?

no idea LOL

A single man didnt get wet because they were all married. lol

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well done once again vinny

you've cracked it

ok riddle me this :)

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

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im feeling nice :P

here comes a second one in a row to bake your noodle over :)

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

Heard the them before.

The top one is a secret

And the second is yet

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