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I've to attend a wedding in that yoke. ...really hope there's a back carpark won't be able to get out of it in a skirt its lower than Leo's sperm count! !!



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  • 29 next week & he's out in the rain with all my towels & hello kitty hairdryer playing with stickers!! !

  • I've to attend a wedding in that yoke. ...really hope there's a back carpark won't be able to get out of it in a skirt its lower than Leo's sperm count! !!

  • Just thinkin there: if the baby's a boy could call him "levi" in respect of the Levin and since the wedding is a tax dodge and levi's a tax collector in the bible or so I've been told

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The roof of the levin measures 4ft 1in from the ground lol

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Ow and thats standard super strut suspension not coil overs

They are available too.

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Focus is lowered and looks monster compared

Leave finky alone he's my rug monster!! !!

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Leave finky alone he's my rug monster!! !!

Please elaborate somewhat there Victoria.....

WTF is a rug monster?

Google it!! !!!!

Rug monster wtf, thought they went out with the Victorians. :wacko:

lol do you two just communicate on here? Sat next to each other on the sofa, tapping away on your phones!

lol do you two just communicate on here? Sat next to each other on the sofa, tapping away on your phones!

LOL

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lol do you two just communicate on here?  Sat next to each other on the sofa, tapping away on your phones!

Haven't spoke since last Friday night, she's upstairs I'm on sofa watching tv thats 12yrs for ya martin cold...

haha, just waiting for the 'turn that tv down' post then!

When ye get a chopping board for valentines would you bother talking to it!! I've rug monster. ...it will take me places to get me rug looked after with tender loving hands I'm off to county cavan the weekend l need to pink up something for the focus

lmfao, I can just imagine you two sat at opposite ends of the house communicating only on here, but to be fair to Vicki, a chopping board lenny? wtf? :p are you ever wanting nookie again? :p

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lmfao, I can just imagine you two sat at opposite ends of the house communicating only on here, but to be fair to Vicki, a chopping board lenny? wtf? :p are you ever wanting nookie again? :p

Nookie on the chopping board :lol:

Nice marble set picked em up in Aldi last week,

Come on now jeeb i house da !Removed! and supply her with a custom zetecS free tax insurance and fuel,

Then you expect me to dig deep at valentines WTF to that.:D

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Nookie on the chopping board :lol:

Nice marble set picked em up in Aldi last week,

Come on now jeeb i house da !Removed! and supply her with a custom zetecS free tax insurance and fuel,

Then you expect me to dig deep at valentines WTF to that.:D

Forgot to mention Free WIFI,

There will be no nookie after the last comment sweetheart

So to get this straight, you provide free accommodation to Vicki with a kitchen (sometimes accessible when not being used to store car parts), a car to go and purchase groceries in order to cook you food, a chopping board on which to make said food and even an internet connection in order to lookup recipes to cook interesting dishes for you. In exchange for simply wanting food, and other things on the chopping board ;), you do provide a lot and therefore seem very generous :).

I shouldn't have just said those things should I :blink:.

Ahh Martyn x a true feminist lol

Nookie on the chopping board :lol:

Nice marble set picked em up in Aldi last week,

Come on now jeeb i house da !Removed! and supply her with a custom zetecS free tax insurance and fuel,

Then you expect me to dig deep at valentines WTF to that. :D

Well.. when you put it like that...

There will be no nookie after the last comment sweetheart

Theres no surprise Vicki replied with this :p

So to get this straight, you provide free accommodation to Vicki with a kitchen (sometimes accessible when not being used to store car parts), a car to go and purchase groceries in order to cook you food, a chopping board on which to make said food and even an internet connection in order to lookup recipes to cook interesting dishes for you. In exchange for simply wanting food, and other things on the chopping board ;), you do provide a lot and therefore seem very generous :).

I shouldn't have just said those things should I :blink:.

As for you Martyn, I was half expecting a more blunt response from Vicki on that one lol...

So, are you going to be exchanging the same favours of your other half in order to see how successful it is :p

I really enjoy my job jeebs. ...no pay, no breaks ,no sick days, on call 24/7 ,ur bosses are 5&6yr olds & there's always company when ye are in the bathroom lol

haha, thats pretty much what my wife says!

Get back to work Lenny lol

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Update:

Levin is now off the road until thursday 06th March because it needs front tyres replaced and replacement cat fitted before it can go for MOT

I had booked the MOT but the date they give me was next Friday, unfortunately not enough time for me to prepare for that particular deadline so knowing myself it wont pass in current state it would be loonasey to keep it on the road with illegal front tyres and a leak in the flange between the manifold and cat

The noise will attract a blue light followed by an impound due to front tyres having 0.9mm thread leading to 120euro fee to release car from the pound two penalty points on licence and a bookmark on the garda watch list.

Not to mention the obvious dangers of driving it wet conditions on slicks :lol:

Much easier to take it off the road for two weeks until such time that I'm financially in a position to fix these issues being Thursday 06th March I've not canceled insurance as its only for two weeks I'm not giving up the policy but i have canceled the MOT until i get it back in road legal state.

I've contacted a Seller on DoneDeal today aswell, collecting a set of AE101 side skirts from the pre-facelift model and a set of Trueno tail lights from another seller,

all going well i should have both collected by Saturday 01st March pending dates the sellers are happy to meet.

As for you Martyn, I was half expecting a more blunt response from Vicki on that one lol...

Same!

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Only thing i cant transfer in to the body is intuition and initiative

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