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O/T F.A.O. FLIC

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SPIDER,LAST SEEN AT KRISTAL'S HOUSE ON 9TH OCTOBER

CONTACT FLIC SHE IS WORRIED

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    gary!

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    GARY! Isn't he a beautiful specimen?? Awesome web, looks better on your house than my wing mirror! You have my blessing to keep him ;)

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    He looks very nice Flic ... but did he always glow in the dark? :blink:

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    That's a new trick he's clearly learnt to impress his new landlady! Show off....

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    That's a new trick he's clearly learnt to impress his new landlady! Show off....

    I live about 10/12 miles from a neuclear power station perhaps he's been over there for a "look see" anyway this is the only place in essex where you can walk down to the beach, put your arm in the sea and get a free X-ray.

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    I live about 10/12 miles from a neuclear power station perhaps he's been over there for a "look see" anyway this is the only place in essex where you can walk down to the beach, put your arm in the sea and get a free X-ray.

    What would happen if you put your hand in the sea and a radioactive Gary bites you? Would you become a radioactive Air Hostess, who can crawl on the airplane ceiling and serve snacks to several people at a time?

    :lol:

    I'm in a good (silly) mood forgive me....

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    What would happen if you put your hand in the sea and a radioactive Gary bites you? Would you become a radioactive Air Hostess, who can crawl on the airplane ceiling and serve snacks to several people at a time?

    :lol:

    I'm in a good (silly) mood forgive me....

    possibly Miles,the only problem is i would have 8 legs and thats 4 pairs of stockings at a time,can you imagine what a mess i would get into if i got a ladder in just one.............let alone the cost,and as yet i havn't found a place that sells knickers with 8 leg holes :lol:

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    :lol: 8 legged knickers! I'll sleep well on that image tonight ;)
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