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Hahaha awww good glad to hear!!

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      I second this lol May I suggest this very lovely wedding cake Sent from my GT-N7105 using Ford OC mobile app

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      Longest sentence in the world..."I do" :p

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      Im posting it out there so the ladies see it, I think we should get the attendees of the ford fair to try and pull in a little more feminine support for the forum, then it might take off truely... I

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    Hey women are crazy ;) I can't blame my OH for being a bit of a poo sometimes having to put up with me!

    Haha I love this idea, unfortunately for you guys the only regular female poster (that I see) is Vicki and I don't think Lenny will be too happy with her participating in this (or maybe he will.. who knows?!) :lol:

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    I don't think Lenny will have any say in it. What Vicki wants Vicki gets methinks.

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    Are there ANY single women on this 'ere forum?

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    I don't think Lenny will have any say in it. What Vicki wants Vicki gets methinks.

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    This is true.

    Are there ANY single women on this 'ere forum?

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    :lol: there probably are some lurking somewhere! I reckon most women are only into their cars because of a male influence anyway though (myself included in that- it was either learn about cars or never be included in a single conversation again!)

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    Well...to those possible girls:

    Come on out, we don't bite!!

    (Unless you ask us really nicely!)

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    This is true.

    :lol: there probably are some lurking somewhere! I reckon most women are only into their cars because of a male influence anyway though (myself included in that- it was either learn about cars or never be included in a single conversation again!)

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    Almost like men talking about shoes and hand bags, takes a special kind of girl/boy

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    I learnt the hard way about shoes..."Which pair of boots do you like best, dearest snugglebum?"

    "They're identical!"

    "Oh no they're not oh darling boyfriend if mine"

    "They flippin' well are"

    "@#$&*#/#@#*&"

    rapid exit stage left for her and confused look for me

    "But they're identical" (to no one in particular)

    Turns out they had different buckles?

    Also, some of the above terms of endearment may have been exaggerated ever so slightly.

    It's no wonder I'm single lol

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    Are there ANY single women on this 'ere forum?

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    Meeeeeee!!!

    Single, female, drive a Mk 7 Fiesta van, likes pigeons, dab hand with a soldering iron...

    :D

    (Hmmmm... maybe I shouldn't mention the pidgies…)

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    *** Sits back in the wings, Just waiting for the hords to descend with a "Hellloooooooo Linda! :D" ***

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    Meeeeeee!!!

    Single, female, drive a Mk 7 Fiesta van, likes pigeons, dab hand with a soldering iron... :D

    (Hmmmm... maybe I shouldn't mention the pidgies…)

    Sounds good, tell us more :lol:

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    Now soldering is another of those jobs I just cannot master.

    oops does that sound like a chat up line? Sorry Linda I'm spoken for, well so my wife says.

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    Meeeeeee!!!

    Single, female, drive a Mk 7 Fiesta van, likes pigeons, dab hand with a soldering iron...

    :D

    (Hmmmm... maybe I shouldn't

    mention the pidgies…)

    Haha

    Single, male, drive a Mk 2.5 Focus 5dr, have a pet cockatial, have a soldering iron somwhere...

    :P

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    Good match there I would say. Lol.

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    Match.com lol

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    Is that included in my Club Membership?

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    If not I'm sure they can try and sort it out.

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    I think James is charging commission on any dates set up on here

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    N'aww, James - no...that's not nice, you should broker dates just for tnat warm fuzzy feeling it gives you!!

    So far, though, you've !Removed! out - no dates lol

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    Haha an invite to the wedding is all I seek right now lol

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    Haha

    Single, male, drive a Mk 2.5 Focus 5dr, have a pet cockatial, have a soldering iron somwhere...

    :P

    dont plug it in until.you find it :lol:
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    Haha an invite to the wedding is all I seek right now lol

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    Well that's escalated quickly!!

    At least give the poor girl a chance to respond to my post lol

    You're all gonna scare her off, then what chance do I have of making the thread a success...err...I mean finding love, yeah, that's what I meant?! 8)

    dont plug it in until.you find it :lol:

    Sound advice as usual Lenny!! I guess that's what I've been doing wrong lol

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    …iamnowofficiallyfrightened...

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    haha, perfect advice for a flirty forum ey Lenny! :p

    And Sean, I am just helping things along, when its right - its right :p

    Come back Linda - stop running, you know you cant fight it ;) :D

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    Hahaha poor woman!!

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