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    Can we have another clue please?

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    Or the answer will do nicely thanks stoney. Lol

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    Can we have another clue please?

    I will do so shortly.

    Or the answer will do nicely thanks stoney. Lol

    No chance ;)

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    Ok, clue time again-

    Don't go crazy running round in circles.

    Get a grip!

    A security nightmare.

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    Locking wheel nut?

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    Snapped locking wheel nut key?

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    Crappy bonnet latch

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    Steering lock

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    Locking wheel nut?

    Yes!

    Snapped locking wheel nut key?

    Too late, too late will be the cry... ;)

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    Nicely done Clive

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    Crappy bonnet latch

    Toooooooo

    Steering lock

    Slooowwwwww

    :d

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    My replies came before your confirmation, I'm not the slow one monsieur, anyways I'm sat on the floor waiting for a truck to pick me up, so don't expect perfection

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    My replies came before your confirmation, I'm not the slow one monsieur, anyways I'm sat on the floor waiting for a truck to pick me up, so don't expect perfection

    A truck to pick you up?

    How heavy are you? ;) :p

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    Anyway I think you were trying to distract me with copious P/M's ;)

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    Guess it's my go again then...

    I hope it's not the Grand Finale

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    Head gasket?

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    Big End?

    Aaaannnnnddddd we have a winner!!

    That was quick :( lol

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    OK:

    I could see straight through what the manager overseeing the deal was trying to say.

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    Anyway I think you were trying to distract me with copious P/M's ;)

    Your my legal counsel Clive.... And yeah they whisked me away not yet to a loony bin but I'm not far off...
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    Finance?

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