Nooo lol

It's certainly not a smart piece of tech - but it does its job well!!

ESP, who needs it really?

When you miscalculate a bend or miscalculate a road surface ;)

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ESP, who needs it really?

You do, it probably coat about 7k to install it on your merc... Lol

Doesn't even have it, still has a manual diff lock. 00's car with 80's tech.

I did look out of curiosity about upgrading the seats to Mercedes Air Scarf seats, £1700 per seat plus frames, wiring looms for them and even the side aribags and ECU's for them were separate, lost interest after that.

OT Catalytic converter

Nope lol

Ford sync? Lol

Clue time methinks.

Hmm...clue...

So far:

Some may think I'm not very bright - but I do serve a purpose

Not a light of any sort wrong end of the stick completely

It's certainly not a smart piece of tech - but it does its job well

I'm not sure if I can give another clue without making it stupidly obvious lol

Ok - a more regular type of clue...

You should all be using it on a regular basis - but I guess only some of us do lol

Indicator stalk? I dunno if that's been guessed already, apologies if it has

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Seatbelt?

Gearstick?

Good guesses...but all no

Dipstick

Dipstick

What you call me! :p

Rear view mirror?

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Dipstick

That's the one - over to you ol' chap :D

Wet shoes?

Wet shoes?

Is that clue?

Yes

Brake fluid?

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Nope

Brokin radiator lol

Piston rings?

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CV Boots?

Nope