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Spot The Poor German Car!

chrisroberson99
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Well it had to be done. 😈 Some of you may know that I'm not the biggest fan of German cars (although I do like some new Mercedes!)

I'll start it off:

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:D

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    Lol it's a good idea for a thread :)

    And I wonder if that black Golf was the one that caused all that damage. I have to admit it's not as satisfying as seeing a 2-Vauxhall crash.

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    Cheers. :)

    Yes the Golf was the one that caused the damage apparently. I do agree with you, Vauxhall crashes are satisfying. We will have to find one with a Vauxhall and BMW! :D

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    Found some!

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    This one was taken at a car dealership that had been flooded...

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    Spotted at Morrison's in Evesham the other day.

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    I'm happier seeing dead vauxhalls

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    Spotted at Morrison's in Evesham the other day.

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    Oh that's dreadful! Thanks for sharing!

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    Ok I will play... Here is my old German car after I did a rear end strike on a Vauxhall

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    Shame as I loved that car. Ended up flogging it to someone who dropped a M52 2.5 in it

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    This tastefully modified 1.9 diesel golf count? ;) Oh p.s. the pictures do not do it any justice, does he even wrap?There are patches on the roof.

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    Quite like the colour, he's driving a giant tic tac

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    Like the colour, but it's been done in an awful way and is still an awful car! :D

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    The mechanic is like a child prodding a lifeless bird.... *prod prod* yep it's dead...

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    I saw an amusing incident involving an X5 once - it was stopped just into a side road with its nearside rear wheel leaning in about 45 degrees. Seemed like it just collapsed while driving, was too far away from the curb to have hit it or anything else! I thought suspension was meant to be strong lol.

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    Spotted on the M5 northbound this afternoon. My Mrs took this photo.

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    Looks like an X6 now! :D

    Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S6

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    This looks like a Polo but I'm not sure:

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    Yep a Polo, thanks for sharing!

    Spotted this whilst browsing the other day...

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    Bit of a fail! :lol:

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    Oh dear, think they forgot what the road looks like in their excitement to catch the vauxhall

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    Came home to find this...

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    Found some!

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    This one was taken at a car dealership that had been flooded...

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    poor bmw :( x

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    That's what I call exquisite parking....

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    Came home to find this...

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    dat colour tho. Im christening that car "the poo-mobile" :)

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    God that's awful, the owner must have dumped it as they were violently ill because of the colour. :P

    Came home to find this...

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    Hahahahaha! :lol: Good find!! :D

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