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pitty your black pudding has wheat/barley in it lol

Well i agree with you there



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Have you read Vics status LOL, I quote " Numb bum after 2&1/2hour spin with big lenny" FFS PMSL

drove up to see my mother :lol:

Took the country road and the focus is lowerd rolling 35mm profile tyres :lol:

Tried that once though lol mixed teething gel with some KY jelly :lol: "is it in yet?"

Sure is :)

The swear filter thread has been removed as the Mod staff feel that it was infringing on the reason for a filter being introduced.

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Has the swear filter thread been removed!?

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ironic choice of words there :lol: swear filter !Removed! Lol yes its been locked and hidden by mods

Too rite imo

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The swear filter thread has been removed as the Mod staff feel that it was infringing on the reason for a filter being introduced.

The clash is better than the cure

sorry peeps.....

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this 1's for you dude....

I dread to think how bad it would have got if it stayed open. Lol

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this 1's for you dude.... http://youtu.be/WgcovIu3k9o

Love that song.

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i stopped, just thought it was a giggle, but that's my sense of humor. and if i offended i'm sorry, tbh i thought it was just a tad of banter with no truth init.....

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this 1's for you dude....

ah stop it, i hate all that legend 5h1t reminds me of vickis brother, whom i carried a wheel brace under the drivers seat of the focus for two years after the time he stuck his phat head inside the passenger door of the focus mouthing to me when i was unemployed lol if he tried again i was gonna swing the brace and break his !Removed! jaw hoggar spit,

Calls emself a ledgend all the time, still suckin tit at home thats not me atall man, im on the road since i was 15 think i can manage my own life,

You don't seem like an angry man.lenny. Lol

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You don't seem like an angry man.lenny. Lol

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:lol: im generally not a angry person atall

only a select few in life that i cant handle atall,

I respect those whom speak from experience but i cant stand speculation or as Tony Montanna says people pointing there !Removed! Finger "

Ill never speak to em again truth,

Ive got a brother and two sister whom i dont wish to see neither lol

Nobody ever !Removed! me twice,

However i have another brother hes alrite and gonna be my best man in august

Family hey. Can't pick em.

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ah stop it, i hate all that legend 5h1t reminds me of vickis brother, whom i carried a wheel brace under the drivers seat of the focus for two years after the time he stuck his phat head inside the passenger door of the focus mouthing to me when i was unemployed lol if he tried again i was gonna swing the brace and break his !Removed! jaw hoggar spit,

Calls emself a ledgend all the time, still suckin tit at home thats not me atall man, im on the road since i was 15 think i can manage my own life,

edited just a tad there lol..... mayb avin a pop

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Family hey. Can't pick em.

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true, i live 2hrs 40min away from em though that helps alot :)

Lenny theres a washing machine down stairs for dirty laundry....over protective brother hope my kids will look out for each other too! !! Legend for life!!!! I'm gonna get that as a tatoo

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edited just a tad there lol..... mayb avin a pop

:lol: just a bit,

Both my daughters Ballet show next week, i pay for them to do classes all year, show comes up and the other prick decides to go,

So now i cant even see my own kids perform because id snap :lol:

Hate infects everything.

love then........

Uh men!!!!......did you ever deal with domestics clive? ??

I deal with a few.

They always hate each other until we turn up then they gang up on us instead.

I get fed up of arresting a guy for giving his missus a hammering and her then screaming at me for taking her fella away.

Go figure.

I deal with a few.

They always hate each other until we turn up then they gang up on us instead.

I get fed up of arresting a guy for giving his missus a hammering and her then screaming at me for taking her fella away.

Go figure.

Really. Why would you care if your old man gets carted off if he's slapped you around.

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Really. Why would you care if your old man gets carted off if he's slapped you around.

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Usually because no matter how much they hate each other they hate coppers more.

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