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Work Victoria Work :P

And lenny is on your mind at that hour ahhh georgie lol

he most likely thought of me victoria because im a hard working individual like himself



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Eh leo you got up at 11am...i used to do 12hour shifts on saturdays dealing with drunk creeps all day

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Eh leo you got up at 11am...i used to do 12hour shifts on saturdays dealing with drunk creeps all day

true :lol: remember skipper and the dolly bird,

Background History: vicki used to be a manager in a bookies,

This guy nicknamed "skipper" used to sell newspapers at the train station but had a few eh problems with drink and that lived for today selling papers then spending profit on drink and horses,

But one day skipper had a girlfriend, and stood in the bookies watching the horses with his hand down the back of her jeans holding her skin on skin !Removed!, while eating a bag of chips using the other hand,

Then he would use the same two hands to exhange money and paper slips with vicki :lol:

Vicki used to soak her hands in domestos after work as result.

Needles to say skippers missus was a classy bird,

Anyways are you joining in here george: FOC exclusive

http://www.fordownersclub.com/forums/topic/56476-members-mug-shots/

Oh god vomit in my mouth. ...worth the tips tho 290€ on one saturday good owl days

290 euro tips on a Saturday, what type of punters are we talking about here and why so much? :P

Drunk ones who were unaware of what they were doing by the sounds of it!

Must of been selling chicken rolls, but Vicki,s Chicken roll must mean something completely different in Ireland than here PMSL, I would not know as Ive been into a bookies once in my life a couple of years back to put the Irish lotto on, just got the lass working there to do it for me and I have only put bets on once in my life and only cos I was at the races and had to ask how to, was a treat from the boss as one of our horses was running, shows what I know first time betting and lost £120

290 euro tips on a Saturday, what type of punters are we talking about here and why so much? :P

I used to average 50€ ....the 290€ was mostly one fella who gave me his phone number also. ..stood a better chance on horses tho lol

Drunk ones who were unaware of what they were doing by the sounds of it!

Nope martin never served them when they were plastered

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I used to average 50€ ....the 290€ was mostly one fella who gave me his phone number also. ..stood a better chance on horses tho lol

proper tease,

Took his tips and his phone number then left him hangin huh...

Suppose he was lucky you only took all his money once :lol: i have you in my house on continous consumption

I used to average 50€ ....the 290€ was mostly one fella who gave me his phone number also. ..stood a better chance on horses tho lol

Lenny PMSL :lol:

Haha still have his phone number smart !Removed!

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Haha still have his phone number smart !Removed!

well !Removed! ill phone him if you dont luv see if he want to house ya :lol: and supply three washing machines a year,

He does tip well Lenny ;)

Was he tipping to erm,,,,,, get somat in return? Lol

Lol lenny. .....he did tip well. ...and of course he thought he would get something. ..luckily im a good catholic girl

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Lol lenny. .....he did tip well. ...and of course he thought he would get something. ..luckily im a good catholic girl

what you made sure he wasnt your neighbour before doing anything?

Lol lenny. .....he did tip well. ...and of course he thought he would get something. ..luckily im a good catholic girl

and is lenny the good catholic gentleman?

and is lenny the good catholic gentleman?

Ehhhh yeah. ..he used to hide in the corner of the shop so id get my tips lol

Another words vicki he was erm erm aka your pimp lol

Another words vicki he was erm erm aka your pimp lol

Suppose when ye put it like that pmsl

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How do you embed a youtube video in a post? :offtopic: My past attempts have just resulted in a link to youtube...

Right click the video window and select 'Copy Video URL' then paste the link into the post.

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Well that was easy lol. I was pasting it into the 'insert link' thing instead, didn't consider just pasting it as text :lol:. Cheers!

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