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How Many Tool Boxes Does Mr.average Need???

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Nope to handbags too ...I do like to collect pictures of men that pee me off. ..hunt them down & slowly tourture them SEAN

YAY - Hide and seek, I love that game :D

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      oi vickie i ll have you known,that i resemble that remark,

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      That was a bit harsh Vicki. Lol. I've got tool boxes everywhere. My boot is full up of tools. My mum's garage has loads aswel as the old parts I've replaced. Got some at work. A whole cupboard in

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      Vicki a man can never have too many tool boxes. I have separate ones for my DIY tools, plumbing tools, car spanners etc, car cleaning materials. Oh and one with all the old stuff in it that I might ne

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    Not a bad kit for a startup garage!

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    just in time for fathers day victoria,

    Ill take out the tools and you can use the chest to sore your collection lmao

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    Very good Lenny, a collection my mrs would be jealous of but a bit explicit

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    You are either brave, or very suicidal Lenny... Even for suggesting it!

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    loving this banter, vicki may come back with a portable fleshlight

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    Thanks jeebs could only imagine what it was. ....& lenny if you satisfied my needs i wouldnt need them would I honey. .....anyways il be home soon feeling good after seeing all the hot men shower off at hell & back!!!!yum yum

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    i take it,the mountain dew is used as a lube then????

    :o :lol: :lol: :lol::cry:

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    Thanks jeebs could only imagine what it was. ....& lenny if you satisfied my needs i wouldnt need them would I honey. .....anyways il be home soon feeling good after seeing all the hot men shower off at hell & back!!!!yum yum

    Ooooo....buuurrrnnn!!!

    ROFLMAO!!

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    He will never learn dont mess with a pregnant lady

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    haha, it certainly was one cracker of a burn... we may not see Lenny around for a few days, keeping his head down ;)

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    With Vicki's hormones as they are we might never hear from again.

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    Its a joke lenny...build a bridge & all that !Removed!

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    That was a bit harsh Vicki. Lol.

    I've got tool boxes everywhere.

    My boot is full up of tools. My mum's garage has loads aswel as the old parts I've replaced. Got some at work. A whole cupboard in my flat. My mother in laws shed also has some. Lol.

    Yet I'm still always looking at buying extra bits and bobs. The mrs moans like hell.

    She don't understand that you should have 2 of nearly everything. Just incase your in the middle of a job and 1 brakes.

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    That was a bit harsh Vicki. Lol.

    I've got tool boxes everywhere.

    My boot is full up of tools. My mum's garage has loads aswel as the old parts I've replaced. Got some at work. A whole cupboard in my flat. My mother in laws shed also has some. Lol.

    Yet I'm still always looking at buying extra bits and bobs. The mrs moans like hell.

    She don't understand that you should have 2 of nearly everything. Just incase your in the middle of a job and 1 brakes.

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    Firstly karl ... if he cant take a jib dont give them out. .....secondly your full of it needing two of everything if thats the case i need extension on the house for another husband lol & two wardrobes & two visa cards

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    My new drill and my old drill, the old one ain't going no where lol back up and no one can tell me to get rid of it haha

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    One word. ......hoarders

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    One word. ......hoarders

    !REMOVED!

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    Man code vicky these are essential things any man should have

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    Man code vicky these are essential things any man should have

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    YEAH!

    Like a 12 gauge Shot Gun under the pillow pointing at the wifes head :)

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    Far too messy Lenny!!

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    Far too messy Lenny!!

    just spreadin the love Sean :lol:

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    Its more like 9inch & shoots after one stroke pmsl

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    9inch? That's impressive lenny. Lol.

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    Whoop theres another diamond in my wedding ring lol

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