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Haha look you lot all feel young, I seriously have doctors telling me I have the body of a 70 year old inside, and they don't hold their punches. I say you should all feel young from that :-D



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Haha look you lot all feel young, I seriously have doctors telling me I have the body of a 70 year old

Well give them the body back then :p

Thanks stoney I needed that x :lol:

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I keep asking for a refund, hell I even if they had anything in the cold room I could swap for, they told me as I have had it 26 years it's considered fair wear and tear, and that they don't stock the parts any more for repairs....

I keep asking for a refund, hell I even if they had anything in the cold room I could swap for, they told me as I have had it 26 years it's considered fair wear and tear, and that they don't stock the parts any more for repairs....

Sounds like a cat B write off to me. ;)

There's little separating it from cat a

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Defo a nct failure ☎️

I'm the sort of nct mot failure that they wheel out back with a bottle of petrol and a cigarette and they just accidentally forgot to put the cigarette put properly... So pretty much the majority of ford dealers... :-P

You should change your name by deedpoll to Corsa. :d

For that Clive... I hate you and I hope your shiny St goes into the garage for a long time and you get rambled with a combo.

I'm not denying your accuracy of comment, I just don't like it :-P

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lol he loves ye really jeebs

Aye so everyone says, but when he wants to change my name to corsa, he owes me a lot! :-P ;-)

lol he loves ye really jeebs

Aye, It's all in jest.

Jeebs.. I lo.......like ya really.

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Clive we have all seen ye in ur mankini don't hold back your feelings back let it all out lol

Clive we have all seen ye in ur mankini don't hold back your feelings back let it all out lol

Problem is that I'm a cold hearted git ;)

Clive, I thought you loved me, I can't take this anymore, your toying with my emotions and then just demote me to the like zone :-( feel like I get more love from willow 8-)

Clive, I thought you loved me, I can't take this anymore, your toying with my emotions and then just demote me to the like zone :-( feel like I get more love from willow 8-)

Willow only loves you for the treats :p

Now that just hurts... What did I ever do to deserve this :'(

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Well done Clive beat a man when he's down ....jeebs I've some1 else lined up for ye he's old & has a bad back but hes a goer lol

Are you trying to palm your husband off to me? If so does that mean you booted me out of your second or third round interviews :-( if so I think you just kicked me as well as Clive... I don't feel any love :-(

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Am I s pimp if I give him away for free

I think that's still human trafficking... :-P

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Agh it's only over the Irish Sea lol

That's the point, your smuggling him across the Irish Sea and the UK borders, I'm not sure how to explain his presence to the authorities without us being married lol

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