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How Long Does It Take To Find An Idiot!

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Peeving Public! 30 members have voted

  1. 1. How long does it take for you to find an idiot?

    • 1 minute or less
      33%
      10
    • 2 minutes
      30%
      9
    • 5 minutes
      20%
      6
    • 10 minutes
      6%
      2
    • 20 minutes
      3%
      1
    • 30 minutes
      3%
      1
    • 60 minutes
      0%
      0
    • I never find any idiots
      3%
      1

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Found one on the way to shopping in his Skoda driving about 60kilometers per hour on an 80 road and wen I got close to over take he jams on his brakes causing me to loose me chance at over taking him complete idiot he was

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      live next door to one :)

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      Blue lights and sirens turn some cars/drivers into unpredictable motorised death traps. Pet peeve is the "oh god its got blue lights" triggering the "I must stop" mentality, and then brakes being sla

    • Ianb
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      Actually on a serious note where Clive mentioned a traffic cop ticketing someone who moved through a red to let the blue lights through... With all respect, I find it outrageous.. We've all heard the

    He overtook me a couple of times and then headed for the horizon but once I had a call the lights went on I appeared in his mirrors at 95ish and he moved across very quickly.

    Eat my dust poser :p

    Probably started to prey once he seen you that you weren't going to pull him over haha

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