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Not sure if is a PLAC or just a DILLIGAF... Every week theres another ticket added, you'd think the parking warden would realise the owner obviously isn't around atm!! :lol:

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  • Stoney871
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    That's actually a sneak peak at the new 'limited edition' Corsa with the optional handling pack applied. :d :p

  • jeebowhite
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    Thanks Clive, that's all the info I needed to finish my plan :-D

  • Stoney871
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    "Daad? , how are Corsas made?" "Well son, when a mummy astra and a daddy astra love each other very much they have a special cuddle and 2 months later another soddin corsa is on the road acting like

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The best etiquette with caravans is to not put them on our roads. Then no one is affected, parking is improved 500% travel times are improved by 35% and stress is reduced by 20%.

I think that's how it should be fixed lol

Ha ha! :D I was waiting for that answer :)

Apparently I plac as my appeals were rejected. Perhaps I should add my car after all lol

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Typical Corsa

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"I own a Jag therefore I can park anywhere"

^ Manchester?

^ Manchester?

Peter Street, next to the world's finest craft beer bar, BrewDog.

Seeing as that is an Armed Forces careers office it would have to be someone working there or they would have the car checked out and moved asap due to security concerns.

The railings would be to stop some scallyban crashing a car full of Fisons best through the wondow.

Seeing as that is an Armed Forces careers office it would have to be someone working there or they would have the car checked out and moved asap due to security concerns.

The railings would be to stop some scallyban crashing a car full of Fisons best through the wondow.

There's a decent sized car park round the back

Probably one of the decrepit old doctors that the MoD pays to do medicals for new joiners.

They're always very old, stick thin and have hands like ice cubes ;)

The old codger that did my medical died a week afterwards.

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Probably one of the decrepit old doctors that the MoD pays to do medicals for new joiners.

They're always very old, stick thin and have hands like ice cubes ;)

The old codger that did my medical died a week afterwards.

..of laughter?

..of laughter?

I think it was a mix of shock and jealousy actually. :d

More people parking on the footpath. Pic taken this morning.

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More people parking on the footpath. Pic taken this morning.

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Duh, BMW drivers have their own Highway Code!

It includes:

50mph minimum speed limit.

At most a 1 second gap between the car in front.

Minimum speed of 100mph on busy motorways.

Compulsory dangerous overtakes.

And being entitled to park your car wherever there's a big enough gap.

Notice the 4 squad cars and the red unmarked car one wheel on path other on double yellow lines and blocking the foot path

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Bentley getting a ticket for parking in a permit holder's area outside work.

Edit: it's worth noting that the permits are issued by work to disabled people, their carers or our staff.

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Bentley getting a ticket for parking in a permit holder's area outside work.

Edit: it's worth noting that the permits are issued by work to disabled people, their carers or our staff.

Serves the flash get right.

Local SuperValu car park apparently they 20 or so empty spaces around de car park weren't big enough for him

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Serves the flash get right.

He says driving round in his spanking new ST!! Hahaha #JEALOUS!

He says driving round in his spanking new ST!! Hahaha #JEALOUS!

:d :d

(Not at present though as it's in a carpark in Exeter airport while I soak up the rays in Cyprus :p ).

Sat nav set, obd hacking kit packed, blank keys ready, glass cutters packed.

Oh pap I just realised this is the forum, and not my partner in crime, and I can't delete it (^o^)

Sat nav set, obd hacking kit packed, blank keys ready, glass cutters packed.

Oh pap I just realised this is the forum, and not my partner in crime, and I can't delete it (^o^)

Nice try Fella.

If you can avoid the cameras, security patrol, access card barriers and my tracker you'll be doing pretty good. ;)

Thanks Clive, that's all the info I needed to finish my plan :-D

Haha, kind of dug yourself a hole there Clive! :lol:

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