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whats the pet hound?

They didn't wash them for you before returning them?

whats the pet hound?

Border Collie.

He was trained as a search dog originally but failed certification on temperament (sensitive to noise and a pathological hatred of anything with more than 2 legs).

They didn't wash them for you before returning them?

I didn't expect them to, i have access to proper dog washing facilities 24/7 so no major problem.

Glad I picked them up it the works dog transit though as they were stinking :d .

I took them to a proper working farm with loads of mud and s h 1 t for them to roll in.

I think it's healthy to let them be natural for a while and just enjoy doing their own thing.

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Totally agree! BTW, our Scottie smells like a swamp at the moment (after several walks on the moors) reckon you can sneak her in for a wash?

Totally agree! BTW, our Scottie smells like a swamp at the moment (after several walks on the moors) reckon you can sneak her in for a wash?

If you go to the pet shop near Aldi on Union Street they have a walk in dog wash area.

You just pay for the usage of the facilities and they provide everything you need and even clean up after you.

Went to doctors today,

I'm on crutches and the last two available parking spaces have been taken up by a patient whom is clearly suffering from Claustrophobia

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The car is fine, its the lines that are wrong!:rolleyes::lol:

The car is fine, its the lines that are wrong!:rolleyes::lol:

Lol perhaps a builder then,

Parked perfectly in line with the wall and its all the painters fault lol

Just to inform all followers of this thread that i have merged a new topic concerning questionable parking started by Lenny.

Just to inform all followers of this thread that i have merged a new topic concerning questionable parking started by Lenny.

Thanks mate,

Was wondering where my thread had gone to lol didnt realise this thread was here already,

Cheers.

Just thought I'd reduce parallel threads for tidyness and continuity.

Must admit that car was particularly badly positioned Lenny.

Maybe the person was seeing (or not in this case ;) ) the quack due to sudden onset blindness? :p

Must admit that car was particularly badly positioned Lenny.

Maybe the person was seeing (or not in this case ;) ) the quack due to sudden onset blindness? :p

Another option, they may have been attending a local group like this!:lol: - http://www.nationalseminarstraining.com/join/SeminarSearchResults/Thinking_Outside_the_Lines%20/YCRTK/index.html

This couple were so starved, they went to the local kebab shop, having passed them ten minutes before whilst they were waiting. When I came back, they neded to eat so badly, they thought it necessary to sit on double yellows at a junction to eat it. Never mind they nearly caused a car crash by being there obstructing the view...

This couple were so starved, they went to the local kebab shop, having passed them ten minutes before whilst they were waiting. When I came back, they neded to eat so badly, they thought it necessary to sit on double yellows at a junction to eat it. Never mind they nearly caused a car crash by being there obstructing the view...

Morons

I was going to walk up to the car and film them eating but after the day I have had, it would have led to a pair of silver bracelets...

There is no law about filming in a public place.

You could have said that you were taking part in a human behaviour study ;)

Haha, nah its not the filming that would have had me led away, if your so lazy to park on double yellows and eat your kebab then your not going to like someone telling you that. I would have said a few things, it would have got heated and probably wouldn't have been something I walked away from...

Better safe than with a record

Haha, nah its not the filming that would have had me led away, if your so lazy to park on double yellows and eat your kebab then your not going to like someone telling you that. I would have said a few things, it would have got heated and probably wouldn't have been something I walked away from...

Better safe than with a record

:lol:

Not the sort of Kebab eating video's generally saw on the internet mate top respect for that,

But ive gotta say; if i was anywhere with my family and i saw someone videoing without explanation id be taking action.

Yeah it was him and his Mrs, just so irritating. By all means if you are that hungry go elsewhere and park then eat. Don't sit on a junction dangerously....

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Yeah it was him and his Mrs, just so irritating. By all means if you are that hungry go elsewhere and park then eat. Don't sit on a junction dangerously....

Or just be sensible and eat it as you drive... I mean jeez, it's not that complicated eh!

That is equally as punishable.

Or just be sensible and eat it as you drive... I mean jeez, it's not that complicated eh!

People drive when there drunk,

And

Eat kebab's when there drunk,

So why not eat a kebab while driving with no alcohol,

Would be epic to see a police camera show where a drunk driver is stopped at a check point and found under the influence while eating a big dirty kebab lmao

Im sure its been done we just havent heard.

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