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Coronavirus-A Light Hearted Thread

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    35 minutes ago, eddie eastwood said:

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    great idea mate 👍

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    3 hours ago, eddie eastwood said:

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    Reminds me of these old pics

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    6 hours ago, eddie eastwood said:

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    This joke sprung to mind when I saw this...

    3 Women

    Are sitting in a salon getting their hair done, talking about their husbands.

    The first woman says: "I call my husband "Long John", because he has a loooong John!"

    The second says: "I call my husband "Big Willy", because he's got a biiiiig willy!"

    The third says: "I call my husband Southern Comfort"

    "Southern Comfort? Isn't that some kind of fancy liquor?"

    "Yup, he sure is!"

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    not this time 😭

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    Am I wrong wanting one of these when people encroach on my 2m personal space , just a few volts to keep there distance?

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    Or in my case, Nicola.....

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    21 minutes ago, Turvey said:

    Or in my case, Nicola.....

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    lol

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    So which short ***** is Snow White going to ditch?
    Grumpy will moan, Dopey won’t care, Happy will be sad, Bashful too shy to argue, Sleepy wont mind where he rests his head, Doc could be useful, it’s got to be Sneezy that has to go, he’s dangerous.
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    30 minutes ago, bays281 said:
    So which short ***** is Snow White going to ditch?
    Grumpy will moan, Dopey won’t care, Happy will be sad, Bashful too shy to argue, Sleepy wont mind where he rests his head, Doc could be useful, it’s got to be Sneezy that has to go, he’s dangerous.

    I heard something similar. The 7 dwarfs can only gather in groups of 6, one wasn't happy.

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    I was just about to post that Corona Virus letter, but 'Turvey' beat me to it. Here's a clear explanation.

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    Anyone remember him from a TV show?

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    Good moaning

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