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Coronavirus-A Light Hearted Thread

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    On 6/26/2020 at 4:35 PM, eddie eastwood said:

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    The amount currently in my car 😂 just glad it doesn't absorb through the skin though...

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    Further to that one, some plum left a bottle of alcohol hand cleanser open in my current patrol car and it tipped over flooding the centre console with the stuff.
    Took 3 hours of driving with the windows open to disperse the stink.
    It was even making the dogs eyes water.

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    On 7/1/2020 at 4:51 AM, Stoney871 said:

    Further to that one, some plum left a bottle of alcohol hand cleanser open in my current patrol car and it tipped over flooding the centre console with the stuff.
    Took 3 hours of driving with the windows open to disperse the stink.
    It was even making the dogs eyes water.

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    Once had one upside down in my pocket at work, and the lid managed to work loose. A lady mentioned it to me as she thought i'd "had an accident", at least it dried pretty quickly!

    It may be the bitrex content making your eyes water - it's horrible (as someone who bites their nails... yes I know!) in some horrific concentrations in some sanitizer.

    Also found some sanitizers, once warmed and cooled and aging, start to smell like a certain plant substance that happens to be illegal. Hilarious conversation with some officers at work as to why it suddenly smelt like cannabis....

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    If she had earplugs in as well she would be the three wise monkeys all in one.

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    Lol😂

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    LOL 😂

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    LOL 😂

    There will be a one way system in place which may extinguish some of Michael's excitement 

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    Apologies if this offends anyone or if it's against site policy, so please remove if needed 😉

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    Apologies if this offends anyone or if it's against site policy, so please remove if needed 😉

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    Cool transparent masks, can hardly tell hes wearing one atall 👍

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