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Would halogen bulbs explode at high altitude on a plane?



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Would halogen bulbs explode at high altitude on a plane?

would not of thought so mate, planes are pressurised for a start plus there lights work :P

I'm surprised it came by air, the barrel is massiiiiive lol, you could of sat on it and paddled your way over Lenny, I havnt opened it yet though as I heard faint moans and still worried a hormonal angry Irish woman jumps out of it :P

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I'm surprised it came by air, the barrel is massiiiiive lol, you could of sat on it and paddled your way over Lenny, I havnt opened it yet though as I heard faint moans and still worried a hormonal angry Irish woman jumps out of it :P

Its arrived!!

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Open it in the garden mate,

Let Vicki stretch her legs a bit,

Ow and always leave her somthing to clean:D encase she gets bored

Feed her raw potatoes and burned meat, she seems to like that, well at least thats what she tries to feed me sometimes :lol:

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Hope not.

:unsure: +1

would not of thought so mate, planes are pressurised for a start plus there lights work :P

Well 90% of the time anyways

Ye bunch of knobs....its lennys blow up doll in there moaning!!!!

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Ye bunch of knobs....its lennys blow up doll in there moaning!!!!

:o Ah you didn't ship that did ya?:mellow:

Cost me a fortune to get that model of your sister replicated:p

:oAh you didn't ship that did ya?:mellow:

Cost me a fortune to get that model of your sister replicated:p

Wah wah wah ....almost as hilarious as your face! !!!! Remember whos making your food for work later!!!hmmmm spit sandwiches ??

hahaha too funny. If Lenny doesn't appreciate the lunch you make I will gladly accept free food daily :). As long as it isn't burnt meat and raw potatoes, noone wants to eat that.

Thanks martyn atleast someone would appreciate it. ....he aint dead yet. ...is he? ?

No idea :rolleyes:

Hes in bed since 8am. ...got up to ask me to deal with scary car part man then up for his burnt dinner!!! Hard life poor lenny has!

At least he had the decency to get up to ask you to do something! Seeing what the two of you post on here I'm actually surprised he didn't ask you here from his phone while still in bed lol.

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Hes in bed since 8am. ...got up to ask me to deal with scary car part man then up for his burnt dinner!!! Hard life poor lenny has!

At least he had the decency to get up to ask you to do something! Seeing what the two of you post on here I'm actually surprised he didn't ask you here from his phone while still in bed lol.

+1 good idea martin your such a gentleman :D :wub:

Vicki...

Pick us up a 4 pack of Monster in Tesco while your out thank ya.

Of course sweetheart! Il leave them chilling in the fridge

Can you get me some beers and lunch for tomorrow? Cheers :)

Ma post went missing, I asked what was scary about the scary car part man?

Can you get me some beers and lunch for tomorrow? Cheers :)

Yep jocks & socks ironed at the end of your bed too!

Ma post went missing, I asked what was scary about the scary car part man?

Nothing scary (actually 7/10) ... any face to face or phone deals are passed my way always! Lennys more a text or email kinda guy!

You must be a !Removed! nightmare to deal with if soft lad sets you onto them :P

Sweet, got myself a maid. :rolleyes:

You must be a !Removed! nightmare to deal with if soft lad sets you onto them :P

I dont suffer fools gladly...managing a bookies you get sick of a holes quickly!

I dont suffer fools gladly...managing a bookies you get sick of a holes quickly!

I bet you do ;)

Sweet, got myself a maid. :rolleyes:

Lol. ..il cut your crusts off too

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