martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 i swear this was ment for me lol http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shag-Yourself-Slim-Enjoyable-Weight-ebook/dp/B004INHB84/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-12&keywords=fleshlight if ur in need of aid then this comes first http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-14&keywords=fleshlight followed by http://www.amazon.co.uk/HE21882-FLESHLIGHT-GIRLS-MASTURBATORS-MOREAMORE/dp/B00HURFU0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-1&keywords=fleshlight lol.. think i may ov gone a tad to far here though.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 i swear this was ment for me lol http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shag-Yourself-Slim-Enjoyable-Weight-ebook/dp/B004INHB84/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-12&keywords=fleshlight if ur in need of aid then this comes first http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-14&keywords=fleshlight followed by http://www.amazon.co.uk/HE21882-FLESHLIGHT-GIRLS-MASTURBATORS-MOREAMORE/dp/B00HURFU0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-1&keywords=fleshlight lol.. think i may ov gone a tad to far here though.... Does the first one come with a list of contact numbers for loose women in your area? Second one lmao chain and everthing Third one lol my mate has one of those says its great. Aparently you can get a wii type motion sensor for some online interaction on your pc, He says it screws on to the top of it and sences motion, Says theres women online with rubber !Removed! connected to the pc with cameras, And he pays credit card, When he moves his thing, it moves her thing accordingly lmao Must be good as he works alot of overtime lol Here it is: http://vstroker.com/howitworks.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 i swear this was ment for me lol http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shag-Yourself-Slim-Enjoyable-Weight-ebook/dp/B004INHB84/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-12&keywords=fleshlight if ur in need of aid then this comes first http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-14&keywords=fleshlight followed by http://www.amazon.co.uk/HE21882-FLESHLIGHT-GIRLS-MASTURBATORS-MOREAMORE/dp/B00HURFU0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-1&keywords=fleshlight lol.. think i may ov gone a tad to far here though.... Does the first one come with a list of contact numbers for loose women in your area? Second one lmao chain and everthing Third one lol my mate has one of those says its great. Aparently you can get a wii type motion sensor for some online interaction on your pc, He says it screws on to the top of it and sences motion, Says theres women online with rubber !Removed! connected to the pc with cameras, And he pays credit card, When he moves his thing, it moves her thing accordingly lmao Must be good as he works alot of overtime lol here it is: http://vstroker.com/howitworks.html After thought there:Id like to get the motion sensor and a paint mixer from B&Q hook it up to a pc and synced to some dolly bird with her web cam and interactive robo !Removed! thingy, switch on the paint mixer full swing and sit back with a popcorn lmao she would be In Bits!! ssssssSmokin... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben1191 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Lmfao what has this thread become :D Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 just like the women that use cordless hammer drills, and go to bnq for lets say errm drilling bits lmao...... bet the wire brush attachments are very messy tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Topic of conversation remind me of the song above lol But if i had the sensor stuck on a paint mixer id be playin the song below this post lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 lenny if the nipple on the lada dont work try this http://youtu.be/3J0utfYWJvg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 lenny if the nipple on the lada dont work try this your a sick man mart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Lowlife on here nowadays. ....lenny your 8inch "toy" links up to ricky martin video living la vida loco!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Lowlife on here nowadays. ....lenny your 8inch "toy" links up to ricky martin video living la vida loco!!!!only toy i need is a litlle honda 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 honda cub.. classic....its big bro is known around here as a bogga 90... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 honda cub.. classic....its big bro is known around here as a bogga 90... is that the Guy from the new Dominos advertisment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 44 seconds, impressive..... longer than i last in bed lmfao..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 44 seconds, impressive..... longer than i last in bed lmfao..... get yourself a stamina trainer from your third link in a previous post Says the man with the third baby on the way Wish id pulled out after 44 seconds Mart instead of 14th minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 is this the way the 3rd was concived? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Ill let vicki tell ya herself later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 some thing tells me i have great taste in music lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stef123 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Honda step through right? I'm created at that 'my little honda 50' video. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 some thing tells me i have great taste in music lolnah not my taste atall mate, I like trance techno euphoric dance mostly not in to chillin with da homies, Check this !Removed! out mart, Ad a scaffolding ladder and that_ how it went yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 go on you tube, and search trap music.... now im 32 u ur what 3-4 yrs my junior? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyntdci Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 my hay day lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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