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i swear this was ment for me lol http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shag-Yourself-Slim-Enjoyable-Weight-ebook/dp/B004INHB84/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-12&keywords=fleshlight

if ur in need of aid then this comes first http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-14&keywords=fleshlight

followed by http://www.amazon.co.uk/HE21882-FLESHLIGHT-GIRLS-MASTURBATORS-MOREAMORE/dp/B00HURFU0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399224000&sr=8-1&keywords=fleshlight

lol.. think i may ov gone a tad to far here though....

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      with the final suck ive done it , sorted , thanks for all your input guys :-)

    Does the first one come with a list of contact numbers for loose women in your area?

    Second one lmao chain and everthing

    Third one lol my mate has one of those says its great. Aparently you can get a wii type motion sensor for some online interaction on your pc,

    He says it screws on to the top of it and sences motion,

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    Here it is:

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    Does the first one come with a list of contact numbers for loose women in your area?

    Second one lmao chain and everthing

    Third one lol my mate has one of those says its great. Aparently you can get a wii type motion sensor for some online interaction on your pc,

    He says it screws on to the top of it and sences motion,

    Says theres women online with rubber !Removed! connected to the pc with cameras,

    And he pays credit card,

    When he moves his thing, it moves her thing accordingly lmao

    Must be good as he works alot of overtime lol

    here it is:

    http://vstroker.com/howitworks.html

    After thought there:

    Id like to get the motion sensor and a paint mixer from B&Q hook it up to a pc and synced to some dolly bird with her web cam and interactive robo !Removed! thingy, switch on the paint mixer full swing and sit back with a popcorn lmao she would be In Bits!! :lol: ssssssSmokin...

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    Lmfao what has this thread become :D

    Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC

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    just like the women that use cordless hammer drills, and go to bnq for lets say errm drilling bits lmao...... bet the wire brush attachments are very messy tho

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    Topic of conversation remind me of the song above lol

    But if i had the sensor stuck on a paint mixer id be playin the song below this post lmao

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    lenny if the nipple on the lada dont work try this

    http://youtu.be/3J0utfYWJvg

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    lenny if the nipple on the lada dont work try this

    :lol: your a sick man mart :lol:
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    Lowlife on here nowadays. ....lenny your 8inch "toy" links up to ricky martin video living la vida loco!!!!

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    Lowlife on here nowadays. ....lenny your 8inch "toy" links up to ricky martin video living la vida loco!!!!

    only toy i need is a litlle honda 50
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    honda cub.. classic....its big bro is known around here as a bogga 90...

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    honda cub.. classic....its big bro is known around here as a bogga 90...

    :lol: is that the Guy from the new Dominos advertisment?

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    44 seconds, impressive..... longer than i last in bed lmfao.....

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    44 seconds, impressive..... longer than i last in bed lmfao.....

    get yourself a stamina trainer from your third link in a previous post :lol:

    Says the man with the third baby on the way :lol:

    Wish id pulled out after 44 seconds Mart instead of 14th minute

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    is this the way the 3rd was concived?

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    :lol:

    Ill let vicki tell ya herself later

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    some thing tells me i have great taste in music lol

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    Honda step through right? I'm created at that 'my little honda 50' video.

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    some thing tells me i have great taste in music lol

    nah not my taste atall mate,

    I like trance techno euphoric dance mostly not in to chillin with da homies,

    Check this !Removed! out mart,

    Ad a scaffolding ladder and that_ how it went yo :lol:

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    go on you tube, and search trap music.... now im 32 u ur what 3-4 yrs my junior?

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    my hay day lol

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