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I think we need to split this thread up.. Lol.

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      brim your filter, use a syringe and pipe to get it to the max... take off your in feed to the filter, chuck ya mouth round it n suck the derv through... (this literally takes around 30 seconds) very q

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      I have always had great success using a syringe and forcing fuel into the top of the filter.. None of this 40 minute faffing around

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      with the final suck ive done it , sorted , thanks for all your input guys :-)

    join in stef.....

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    get yourself a stamina trainer from your third link in a previous post :lol:

    Says the man with the third baby on the way :lol:

    Wish id pulled out after 44 seconds Mart instead of 14th minute

    14mins!!!! Pmsl 2minute man

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    They never had Se x trainers when i was at school lol

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    my hay day lol

    lol Tune im 29 now yeah

    Remember these

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    neither mine also, as i went to a very highly recommended catholic school...........

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    this is my !Removed! n1gga

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    neither mine also, as i went to a very highly recommended catholic school...........

    so what was that like? lol

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    After thought there:

    Id like to get the motion sensor and a paint mixer from B&Q hook it up to a pc and synced to some dolly bird with her web cam and interactive robo !Removed! thingy, switch on the paint mixer full swing and sit back with a popcorn lmao she would be In Bits!! :lol: ssssssSmokin...

    With popcorn surely you mean Kleenex mansize

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    so what was that like? lol

    majority of s*x ed was through science lol..... re didnt really do much in that way

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    never heard off

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