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Tailgaters! What Can Be Legally Used To Dissuade The Morons ? Discuss

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Lmao that's probably the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen :lol:

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      Then theres the good old........pull up, walk around to the rear of your car, remembering not to stand between the idiots car and your own [so the rest of the drivers behind the idiot can see what com

    • Stoney871
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      The best way to deal with a tailgater is to change lanes and let the idiot go. The more you sit in front of them the angrier you and the other driver get and a bigger chance of someone doing somethin

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      Vicki...we all know who wears the trousers...Tell Lenny to shave his legs - he'll suit the skirts better :p

    Vicki...we all know who wears the trousers...

    Tell Lenny to shave his legs - he'll suit the skirts better :p

    I did Sean but I ended up shaving them for him cus of his bad back & he's 6ft2" ...it took me forever

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    Lmao that's probably the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen :lol:

    This is my personal favorite though :lol:

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    Haha well that's what happens when you get married Vicki, never the less, welcome back I'm sure it won't be long before you have more time off, I know it's not long till number 3!

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    Haha well that's what happens when you get married Vicki, never the less, welcome back I'm sure it won't be long before you have more time off, I know it's not long till number 3!

    Time off?

    Shes already getting me to clean the dishes..

    Ive already gotta wash the dishes every night because her bellys gotten longer than her arms :lol:

    She cant reach in to the sink anymore,

    Been intending to purchase some gator clamps and cable tie them to a plunger,

    This way she can stick plunger to base of sink,

    Clamp a plate in position,

    And stand sideways cleaning with one hand without obstruction.

    Her new nickname is "big bird"

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    haha, you wicked begger Lenny!

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    haha, you wicked begger Lenny!

    :p improvisation jeeb :lol:

    Thought of it the other day since my back is impacting my daily job but im still in there operating to the best of my ability lol

    Why not get the plunger and gator grip :p

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    wont be long and you might find Vicki strapping you into multiple brooms or something to give you a bit of support matey :P

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    Wahaha almost as hilarious as the fact that Lenny thinks he's a legend for walking 10k when I did 12k when I was 5& 1/2 months preggers!!!

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    A good idea for this would be to put a sticker on your back window in very small text something along the lines of "if you can read this, you're up my !Removed!/tailgating"

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    I just saw a car with the opposite - an (illegal) numberplate "H1 2 SLO". No doubt used by the driver to relay a message when tailgaiting! It's on an old looking jaguar estate though lol.

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