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  • Stoney871
    Stoney871

    That's actually a sneak peak at the new 'limited edition' Corsa with the optional handling pack applied. :d :p

  • jeebowhite
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    Thanks Clive, that's all the info I needed to finish my plan :-D

  • Stoney871
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    "Daad? , how are Corsas made?" "Well son, when a mummy astra and a daddy astra love each other very much they have a special cuddle and 2 months later another soddin corsa is on the road acting like

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Two schools of thought on that one Leant...

1. He's either trying to get some nutrition.

2. If you look at how destroyed he is, it's probably the most chance he'd get of NOT dropping it all over the floor...

Edit: sorry supposed to be Lenny (phone autocorrect)

Two schools of thought on that one Leant...

1. He's either trying to get some nutrition.

2. If you look at how destroyed he is, it's probably the most chance he'd get of NOT dropping it all over the floor...

Bad enough dyin of hangover the next day and not remembering eating anything.

But can ya imagine the horror of *** polystyrene for the next few days while sober and not even remembering eating the kebab,

Would be freakin out for sure

  • 3 weeks later...

They're starting the mating ritual!!

QUICK!! Put them down!!!

On another note...I'm quite surprised I haven't been caught out on here lol

My parking is terrible lol

"Daad? , how are Corsas made?"

"Well son, when a mummy astra and a daddy astra love each other very much they have a special cuddle and 2 months later another soddin corsa is on the road acting like a total bell and annoying all other decent road users"

I was thinking more like 'daaad, how are corsa' s made? '

' well son, someone at vauxhall had a special drink, and afterwards drew lots of funny lines on a piece of paper... Then lots of other boys and girls have the special drink too, go to the junk yard, pick out broken cars and rebuild them... Then some very special people go buy the corsa and put it back to the junk yard where it belongs... And the naughty man who had the special drink is taken into a hospital and given medicine to make him better '

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It is very rare we see one of our own blue ovals being mistreated with the wrong modifications

But here's a Puma with some Tumble Dryer vents on the wing lmfao

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Oh gawd no!!!

They could have at least used RS ones.

Oh gawd no!!!

They could have at least used RS ones.

As if red wasnt fast enough lol

Easily adds +20bhp

Surprised it passed NCT because the louvres block view of the indicators

  • 1 month later...

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If you can't park a Fiat 500 properly, you should consider surrendering your licence

To be fair, by Italian standards, that is well parked!! :P

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Haha, at least it's not taking up 2 spaces though...

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Like this ball bag?

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Precisely like them both!

Where the chuff is he stopped?

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In a resident only parking zone with no cars around him for 20 metres either end of him.

He's not the worst one though.

There's a manky rotbox of a Saab that does worse (usually both rear wheels on the path).

I'll try to get a pic of that one the next time it appears.

Some people try hard to be that ridiculous!

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I had to laugh yesterday

I went into Truro with a couple of shipmates. In the car park people were queueing for spaces (only a few, there was a steady flow of cars out too).

Just in front of me was a BMW Alpina (can't remember which model specifically)

Anywhoo a space opened up, he went to back in then decided not to. It was next to the back door to the Oxfam shop lol

I wasn't so fussy and nabbed the space lol

You'll have to trust me that I didn't capture this car as it was mid-corner - it was left (I can't bring myself to use the word "parked") here for at least half an hour. The photo doesn't do it full justice as the rear wheel is precariously balanced on the very edge of the kerb too.

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You'll have to trust me that I didn't capture this car as it was mid-corner - it was left (I can't bring myself to use the word "parked") here for at least half an hour. The photo doesn't do it full justice as the rear wheel is precariously balanced on the very edge of the kerb too.

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That is actually, beyond a joke.... I think you should be allowed to damage cars like that... I'd happily buy bars for the front of my car if I was legally allowed to smash the **** out of someone parked like that!

That is actually, beyond a joke.... I think you should be allowed to damage cars like that... I'd happily buy bars for the front of my car if I was legally allowed to smash the **** out of someone parked like that!

Calm down I'll just get the RPG out

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