Alexa has been furloughed, she is now only giving 80% answers to questions and user instructions so if you ask her to draw the curtains for instance they will only close by 80%.

4 hours ago, Milkman said:

Alexa has been furloughed, she is now only giving 80% answers to questions and user instructions so if you ask her to draw the curtains for instance they will only close by 80%.

Pull yerself together man.. 

1 hour ago, Turvey said:

Funny, thought they'd have just gone for domestos assault?

6 hours ago, Micro said:

Funny, thought they'd have just gone for domestos assault?

👏👏👏😂

If ever the US Authorities were to prosecute Trump for spreading dangerous mis-information he'd be Cillit Banged to rights.

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Going to do the shopping

 

Oh look, a Bioshock reference [emoji106]

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Wetherspoons trials reopening...

15 minutes ago, lasthope said:

Wetherspoons trials reopening...

😂😂

44 minutes ago, dezwez said:

😂😂

Should be like that all the time in Scotland 😂

Just had to deal with Microsoft for a faulty xbox controller. They sent out a "no return" replacement (so I am to dispose of the faulty one, and get a replacement device), however the one they've sent out has more problems than the first...

So to return this one, they've asked me to ship it back. One slight problem - I don't have a printer to print the shipping label... Any other time i'd nip to my relatives and borrow theirs as I don't ever really need one myself!

Will have to see what they come back with! Not sure UPS do printable labels in their drop off points (like Royal Mail, they've got the right idea!).

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Woman said that by cutting a hole in them it makes it easier to breathe! 🤔🙄

 

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IE slow as normal with the news.

 

12 hours ago, Turvey said:

Woman said that by cutting a hole in them it makes it easier to breathe!

If she was wearing gloves, I wonder if she cut the fingers off so that she could feel things better!

Reminds me of a late cousin of my late mother, he was very much a tight wad, he had to buy a new pair of wellies, he took a size 8 but bought a size 7 because they were £1 cheaper

feel like im in a game of pac man when im the shops. do  a turn to find someone coming my way coughing. an about turn and find another route 

7 minutes ago, iantt said:

feel like im in a game of pac man when im the shops. do  a turn to find someone coming my way coughing. an about turn and find another route 

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