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    Bring it stef

    Ok fine then! Lol

    I have a single axis of rotation. I can go clockwise or anti clockwise.

    I am lubricated by a soap which suspends an oil.

    I start off cold but heat up.

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    Eat your heart out Kurt lol. Over and out, I will check back in the morning

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    Differentials?

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    Nope

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    Lubricated by soap stef? What part on a car is lubricated with soap? :lol:

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    Think about it.. A soap which suspends oil is what? :lol: I don't mean imperial leather

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    You got me there stef not sure 8 understand what you mean either but to explain would give it away

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    You got me there stef not sure 8 understand what you mean either but to explain would give it away

    Think about the type of lubricants used on cars..

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    There is always one smart !Removed!. Lol. Stef you have confused tge hell out of me with this one.

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    Karl you can blame Kurt and post 151 :lol:

    I have a single axis of rotation. I can go clockwise or anti clockwise.

    I am lubricated by a soap which suspends an oil.

    I start off cold but I heat up.

    My life will be reduced if I get too hot. I can last for many thousands of miles.

    (Btw this is not a complex part or anything)

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    Not a turbo

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    I accept a good challenge stef.

    A gear? Or shaft?

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    Thanks Kurt. Lol.

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    Stef is too good at this lol

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    I accept a good challenge stef.

    A gear? Or shaft?

    And I hope to have delivered a challenge lol

    None of those.. I do have the wrong image in my head for the latter though..

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    Stef is too good at this lol

    You normally see me up the bread aisle in Tesco, oh sorry that's thick cut.

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    If any of your comments are clues it just made me more confused. :lol:

    Sorry Alex none of those comments contained any clues.

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    I have a single axis of rotation. I can go clockwise or anti clockwise.

    I am lubricated by a soap which suspends an oil.

    I start off cold but I heat up.

    My life will be reduced if I get too hot. I can last for many thousands of miles.

    (Btw this is not a complex part or anything - everyone has heard of this part)

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    It's the soap which has me stumped.

    Don't know that much about car lubricants though.... :(

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    Haha! I think that's tricked a few people. If i say.. It's a semi solid lubricant. Does that help?

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    Nope still thinking of Bath soap lol

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