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Car Conundrums!

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Stef, for a fella who text me and said "I havent got a clue what to do for my car conundrum" all those moons ago, your too bleedin good at these things....

You spoiled my game with your difficultness :p

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    Stef, for a fella who text me and said "I havent got a clue what to do for my car conundrum" all those moons ago, your too bleedin good at these things....

    You spoiled my game with your difficultness :p

    Yeah I know mate, I was really struggling at first to think of something that I could disguise.

    Now I'm just picking a random component and thinking about how it's made up, what it does etc

    It's my ball and I'm going home James? Lol

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    Im struggling to think of one right now, I'm off to bed and will report back in the morning. The early morning hard one perhaps? Lol

    i really dont want to know wether youve got a morning glory or not. :o :lol:

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    piston.

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    i really dont want to know wether youve got a morning glory or not. :o :lol:

    Stef's secret early morning hard one :lol:

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    I'm glad that joke didn't go unnoticed lol

    Not a piston either

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    Soapy oil has to be grease

    I'm guessing wheel bearing?

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    Soapy oil has to be grease

    I'm guessing wheel bearing?

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    Get that man a beer!

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    Not a bad guess for this time of night lol

    A beer would be good ;-) lol

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    Not sure if this has been done yet,

    I'm of the most critical components but cheap and sometimes a pain in the *** to replace and sometimes force you to buy more than just me for the Lulz, I usually cost you a lot of money when I fail and start to slack off, I turn one way only but like the wheels on the bus I go round and round and always in sync.

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    It's seans turn matey lol

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    Oh yeah...I forgot about that!!

    (I really was half asleep last night...in fact, I fell asleep with phone in hand shortly after agreeing that a beer would be good lol)

    Gimme 10!!

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    Okay...shouldn't be too difficult...

    Under pressure? No worries...I can take the strain!!

    What am I?

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    A tyre?

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    Nope

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    Injector / fuel pump

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    Nope to both there Matt

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    Piston Rod

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    A spring?

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    No to the above answers

    I thought this was a nice easy one lol

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    Shocks?

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    Some good guesses, but nope lol

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    Turbo?

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    Still no lol

    If there's no right answer by lunchtime tomorrow, I'll post another clue lol

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    Engine as a whole rather than individual components? Xxx

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