I'm a software developer :)

Same here :). We've got a good range of different jobs on here.

My official job description is Technical/Integration Engineer, but I work for a small company so my job actually entails:

• Tech support & Returns
• System build
• IT admin
• Webmaster
• Sales (Only 1 or 2 product lines, or to cover colleagues when they are off)
• Despatch/shipping

Sent it straight to Babestation, who knows you might get a job as an actor...

Haha yeah yeah or maybe a tester to test de girls ha

I think now the whole forum is going to send their CV's in to babestation lol.

At least we Will all meet up in waiting room haha

Imagine the risk assessments he must do...

Id imagine risk assesments will be pretty high having watched the movie "GirlHouse" God help us all if that movie ever went on Reality HD :)

I rented it there last week,

Connect sky box to wifi can rent movies for 5 euro much cheaper than DVD shop,

Not Adult movies now no normal everyday movies

ICT Problem Manager. (broadest job title ever)

Haha yeah yeah or maybe a tester to test de girls ha

Or a 'Fluffer'. ;)

Or a 'Fluffer'. ;)

Hah at least I'd see the girls up front ha

Not that they're worth seeing :p, or so I've heard anyway..

They're usually rough as anything. :p

I'm hearing the term "freelance" used alot in situations where an indiviual once had a job but been made unemployed and either;

A: wishes to take up occupation in a similar role,

OR

B: is continuing to carryout the described occupational role while claiming unemployment benefits at the same time.

Just put the term "Freelance" in front of the job description.

ICT Problem Manager. (broadest job title ever)

Lol yes just about everyone in our office could be called that.

ICT Problem Manager. (broadest job title ever)

I think I need to change my job description to that.

My colleagues even got me an It crowd T shirt with the catchphrase "have you tried turning it off and on again" lol.

Same here :). We've got a good range of different jobs on here.

Another one for the software developers list. What is it with us and owning ST's lol?

Another one for the software developers list. What is it with us and owning ST's lol?

Logical brains ;)

I really need to enhance my Dev skills

Been offered a new job at Get Connected (selling phones). Much better money than at McDonald's and I won't have to put up with a certain manager any more who's a full on female dog!

Forgot to mention I do two nights a week delivering extortionatly priced Pizza for the most soul destroying company ever!

Is your employer a chain or an indie?

I'm a Customer Service Advisor for Capita, hence why I currently cannot afford ANY Fords!!

Is your employer a chain or an indie?

Its a chain that sponsors a 'popular' channel 4 soap and claims it delivers greatness..............

IT Project Manager for one of the 'Big 4' Accountant Firms.

It's terrible. My employer has decided that I actually need to earn my salary!

Soo...I'm in Falmouth sat on a ship that isn't going to be at sea during my time onboard!

To make matters worse...I'm OOD2. Soo naturally, the OOD1 has sloped 99% of the duty sh-tuff onto me!!

Football coach at Barnsley football club

Yep, that's mine. Mainly standard, just a few decals & wind deflectors.

Nice car that mate!