Why do you think cops wear body armour with extra plates on the rear? ;)

I make the tea, trawl the internet all day but only look out the windows in the afternoon (if I did it in the morning I'd have nothing to do after lunch) and according to the daily mail massively overpaid

Officially I'm a civil servant

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Err...that's pretty much exactly what the Civil Service pay me to do :D

Except the Internet thing - the onboard system is naff and heavily monitored lol

But I am paid to look out of the window for 8hrs a day

(IRPCS - Rule 5 ;))

You don't use that rotten DII system do you?

My best mate is an MoD copper and he says it crashes more than a stuntman ;)

So it's just my colleagues and me that work our socks off then :P

Your lucky you have a view out of a window and I can assure you that body armour is no fun and actually does not work that well in knife situations. I would not trust it one iota but has become my retirement fund when I sue the posteriors off them for RSI damage :D

Work ?

What's that ?

:) :) :)

That's why my vest has ceramic plates ;)

You don't use that rotten DII system do you?

My best mate is an MoD copper and he says it crashes more than a stuntman ;)

That'll be the one lol

Pipe welder.