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Scary Clown Quotes

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Ok, so im dressing up as a clown for a Haloween night out tomorrow, im wearing a scary clown mask and a white boiler suit. Im looking for some quotes of phrases i can write in !Removed! on my boiler suit. Any ideas?



dressing up as a scary clown on halloween i would say writing "happy time" in blood across the back on an angle quite creepy lol

some less serious quotes...

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Two psychiatrists pass in the hall. The first says, "Hello."

The other thinks, "I wonder what he meant by that."

Sign on a psychologists office: Schizophrenics pay double

:) :)

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Some good ones there. Liking the idea of "Happy Time" with maybe a few "Haha" splattered across mmm :P

Some good ones there. Liking the idea of "Happy Time" with maybe a few "Haha" splattered across mmm :P

perhaps write: Wanna Play?

with some hand prints smeared on the back of the suit, to give the effect if your alledged suspect putting up a fight B)

perhaps write: Wanna Play?

with some hand prints smeared on the back of the suit, to give the effect if your alledged suspect putting up a fight B)

hahaha lenny I was thinking 'wanna play?' aswell mate.

hahaha lenny I was thinking 'wanna play?' aswell mate.

thanks finally im not a wierdo,

someone else takes along the same lines i do :lol:

thanks for that. you have changed my outlook on life

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Another good idea, armed with !Removed! just now, will see what i come up with, pill post pics of the finished article

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The costume is ready i think. Pictures ... Thanks for everyone's help :)

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Will get some with the costume on at some point throughout the drunken night

The costume is ready i think. Pictures ... Thanks for everyone's help :)

Will get some with the costume on at some point throughout the drunken night

Man thats scary as hell in picture form,

hate to meet you at 2am at a bus stop lmao :o

if you want you can also play "tip toe through the window, through the tulips..." the insidious song...if you dont know what i am onna bout heres the song...(its by tiny tim)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7UUtLZ1Sgw

Nice costume mate ;)

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