Curse these Vauxhall drivers! Now my Fiesta needs a massage and some fresh bumpers /:

Bad times mate, take it they stopped etc?

She stopped i got her details and everything, Im getting the car looked at by fords on monday (when there open) its just the inconvenience and the hassle to get it all fixed ): now i have another reason to dislike Vauxhall ! Lol

I hope the horrible Vauxhall (spit) was badly damaged.

They should all be crushed, vile things.

I hope the horrible Vauxhall (spit) was badly damaged.

They should all be crushed, vile things.

Well the vauxhall insignius came out worse than mine (: I agree with you on that one mate, theyre pretty hideous! The monaro is there best car! FORD all day everyday!

Any time I HAVE to use a Vauxhall (spit) I do my best to wreck it.

(2 corsa, 2 combo and a vectra to date - and an armed response BMW too but that's another story ;))

Any time I HAVE to use a Vauxhall (spit) I do my best to wreck it.

(2 corsa, 2 combo and a vectra to date - and an armed response BMW too but that's another story ;))

I think this is a story that should be shared! :P

I think this is a story that should be shared! :P

Me too! Lol, Ive only ever driven one vauxhall and that was to learn to drive. Im ashamed to say i passed my test in a corsa! :(

The monaro is there best car! FORD all day everyday!

And that's not a vauxhall that's a re-badged Holden, and Aussie car!

Besides the Ford Falcon Boss is better:

And that's not a vauxhall that's a re-badged Holden, and Aussie car!

Besides the Ford Falcon Boss is better:

True (: that boss looks bad !Removed! for sure!

This is the car my boss had when I lived in NZ for a couple years, black with gold go fast stripes. Was a BEAST!

I think this is a story that should be shared! :P

One day. ;)

Well to top it off, my courtesy car is a crappy corsa!! I miss my car.

She stopped i got her details and everything, Im getting the car looked at by fords on monday (when there open) its just the inconvenience and the hassle to get it all fixed ): now i have another reason to dislike Vauxhall ! Lol

What about her?

Was she nice? You've got her number ;)

What about her?

Was she nice? You've got her number ;)

She was a MILF! I gotta say (: but shes also married and polish. :L

Payment in kind? ;)

You got any photos of the car....(you know I mean the milf)

She was a MILF! I gotta say (: but shes also married and polish. :L

gives new meaning to a half ton of polish being landed in the back door

gives new meaning to a half ton of polish being landed in the back door

You daft bugger.

:D

You daft bugger.

:D

You think that's bad!! My zs is in the shop to repair my drivers seat!! The courtesy car is a........................................wait for it......................................... A 60 plate vauxhall Astra!!

You think that's bad!! My zs is in the shop to repair my drivers seat!! The courtesy car is a........................................wait for it......................................... A 60 plate vauxhall Astra!!

Double your breaking distane when driving the Vauxhall mate, ;)

Breakin distance lol?? What breakin distance hahaha! I've scraped 2 walls and reversed into a tree

I used the tree as braking beeper?? When it bangs I stopped

I used the tree as braking beeper?? When it bangs I stopped

Good effort sir.

We need to start a thread of Vauxhall's (spit) that have been damaged or knackered.

Votes for the most mangled one.

Sub section for the chavviest piece of crap corsa spotted on the road.