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Rear Ended, By A Vauxhall :@

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Good effort sir.

We need to start a thread of Vauxhall's (spit) that have been damaged or knackered.

Votes for the most mangled one.

Sub section for the chavviest piece of crap corsa spotted on the road.

Not a Corsa but Chavved to the max!

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It's Goldie Looking Chain's CHAValier that they had made up for their 14.02388123 minutes of fame.

Good effort sir.

We need to start a thread of Vauxhall's (spit) that have been damaged or knackered.

Votes for the most mangled one.

Sub section for the chavviest piece of crap corsa spotted on the road.

+1 stoney their is a chavvie one in work its blac 3 door corsa 2002 model with blacked out windows and 19'' wolf race Toyama alloys on it,

proper Billy boy style

Ok gents and ladies, just for fun- photos of the worst insults to driving please.

Any make/model accepted but must be truly crappy.

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Wat da hay-ell?

Ok gents and ladies, just for fun- photos of the worst insults to driving please.

Any make/model accepted but must be truly crappy.

My First Car

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O M G

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*Edit* Found more....

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Blimey, what have I started?

For every nice OEM style car out there, there are just as many God awful chavved up hairdryers and carbon/wood/cardboard bodied shi...pooboxes

Do u mean smashed up?

Open to any smashed or chavved cars.

Basically anything that is an affront to anyone who loves cars.

My chavved up pug 306 dturbo with chrome wheels and wing mirrors 7aa2a345.jpg

Then my pride and joy!! I'm also a landrover man

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But it ended up

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My head went fru windscreen and it rolled front to back not side to side

I got out with out a single scratch!! Police said if I was in a standard car I wouldn't be alive!! I did that without speeding! I skidded on the !Removed! left by a farmer on a country road!

Very lucky.

I don't know why farmers can't use a loo like everyone else. :P

I know how slippery country roads can be, I've stacked two bikes and an armed response BMW x5 on mud and s##t.

Oh well! To make it worse I was only 3rd party insured!! The wanted nearly 4k a year f fully comp

Not a Vauxhall (more spit!) but what's the deal if it's a VW Golf? I Golf tried to hump my 1 month old Fes - and it get's worse (no apologies in advance) - it was an estate agent and April fools day, you couldn't make this stuff up. Two weeks without the beloved Fes and stuck in a DS4 hyperchav hire car. I'm now sporting a little twin lens/logging camera thing so I can record Vauxhall owners making a balls up of everything and approaching estate agents. (spit)

Any time I HAVE to use a Vauxhall (spit) I do my best to wreck it.

(2 corsa, 2 combo and a vectra to date - and an armed response BMW too but that's another story ;))

I think this is a story that should be shared! :P

One day. ;)

I've stacked two bikes and an armed response BMW x5 on mud and s##t.

Mystery solved! :D

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WTF?

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WTF?

OW DEAR GOD NO!!! sprint.gif

That would swallow a few cats. :P

Thats the only kind of !Removed! it would pull in to it mate dancing_cat.gif

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