Lenny Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Happy 33rd Birthday to VickiW :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynS Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Happy birthday! What did you get her Lenny? :P 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 Happy birthday! What did you get her Lenny? :PTo be honest? A card that says "happy anniversary " instead of "happy birthday " And three battery powerd led wax candles that flicker, The flame shaped card is suspended between two magnets and dances around like a real flame, Funniest part was when she almost tried to blow them out lmao Shes forever lighting candles and i fear the kids would be messing with them and get hurt or burn the house down, These simulate really well Baby was/is due today aswell but with all the flooding thats going on there's still no sign of vickis waters Breaking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisroberson99 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Happy birthday and good luck with the baby. :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I'm sure Vicki is very happy you posted up her age. You should have said 21 for bonus points. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 I'm sure Vicki is very happy you posted up her age. You should have said 21 for bonus points. i had her when she was that age too :) Funniest part was yesterday in the card shop, i brought the kids with me to pick a card and gift, Got in to the card shop and they start screaming at me "mammys 33 dad get a card that says 33" I spotted one with 60 on it but refrained temptation Funny when you think about it because the kids are 5 & 7 all there birthday cards come with an age printed on them and a badge they instantly assumed all birthday cards had names attached. My youngest also says "i hope the baby in mammys tummy is a Chinese baby" I asked why She replied "because then we would get to eat Chinese food all the time and i love Chinese food " In maternity ward on Thursday waiting to be seen and she says " dad does your phone have a camera for taking selfies?" I was like WTF your 5 "mams phone has a camera on the front and mam says its for taking selfies" And finally "when mammy has the baby, will the hospital tell you if its a boy or a girl so we know what name to call it and c9lour clothes to buy" Here they are in forest last week watching a family of ducks in the stream Should have brought a shot gun wouldn't have had to go Chinese lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Age is but a number Clive , and like a fine wine some things get better with age!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Seeing as statistically one in three kids born every day is Chinese your kids may get their wish ;) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Age is but a number Clive , and like a fine wine some things get better with age!!!I'm like an old book, musty, well thumbed and curling up at the edges. :p 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Lol ... I don't like Chinese that way or to eat so no chance ... Day1 over due so whatever it is , it's lazy!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Lol ... I don't like Chinese that way or to eat so no chance ... Day1 over due so whatever it is , it's lazy!!!Definitely a boy then? :d 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Just like baby, I'm a day late - but Happy Birthday :D Baby obviously didn't want to share a birthday with you lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 Just like baby, I'm a day late - but Happy Birthday :D Baby obviously didn't want to share a birthday with you lol I can agree with that Sean, Birthdays and chips try and dip in to either of em i dare ya go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynS Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 "when mammy has the baby, will the hospital tell you if its a boy or a girl so we know what name to call it and c9lour clothes to buy" hahaha, maybe see how long you can not tell them for! Choose a name that could be either and use neutral colours, should be able to stretch it out for a few years . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Just like baby, I'm a day late - but Happy Birthday :D Baby obviously didn't want to share a birthday with you lol Sharing is caring!!! Just cus lenny doesn't share owt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 hahaha, maybe see how long you can not tell them for! Choose a name that could be either and use neutral colours, should be able to stretch it out for a few years . Ur strange Martyn! Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Definitely a boy then? :d A boy would be nice, train him how to treat women of the future unlike daddy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 A boy would be nice, train him how to treat women of the future unlike daddy!True, Be a batcheler with three cars :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Be a gent that don't elbow his missus & tell her to shut up in the middle of the night cus she's a baby in her rib cage & not freak out at giving his one chip out of his bag of chips cus she don't want a hole bag to lose her figure! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynS Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Ur strange Martyn! Lol You'd be surprised how often I hear that. Actually maybe not... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 Be a gent that don't elbow his missus & tell her to shut up in the middle of the night cus she's a baby in her rib cage & not freak out at giving his one chip out of his bag of chips cus she don't want a hole bag to lose her figure!On route to chipper Lenny says: "Vicki will you take a bag of chips? " Vicki says: "no thanks just a burger" Lenny says: "are you sure" Vicki says: "yes" 12 minutes later lenny's thinking "WTF is this hand reacing in to my chips" And i didn't elbow elbow i only tipped to wake ya up as the windows were shaking with ya snoring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 On route to chipper Lenny says: "Vicki will you take a bag of chips? " Vicki says: "no thanks just a burger" Lenny says: "are you sure" Vicki says: "yes" 12 minutes later lenny's thinking "WTF is this hand reacing in to my chips" And i didn't elbow elbow i only tipped to wake ya up as the windows were shaking with ya snoring Omg the smell of bull! It was 11yr ago you got take away for urself! I asked for one chip & ye flipped out should have ran then! And I wasn't snoring I was breathing heavily because your son or daughter is wedged under my lungs ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philf1 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Many happy returns Vicki sorry it's late Hope the baby comes soon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 Many happy returns Vicki sorry it's late Hope the baby comes soon You're showing me up phil lol i wouldn't put in as much effort She's in hospital since 04:30 today, I parked outside A&E brought her in greeted by three drunks "howya Boss" Finally met the security guard whom directed us in right direction, Meanwhile the kids were locked in the car outside inside tinted glass When i got back the said "dad three travelers were looking in the front windows talking about your car sayin there fast" "they couldn't see us with the tinted windows and kara was sticking her fingers up at one of them whispering !Removed! off my daddys car" Kara says "yeah i hope the baby's not a traveler" So ice-cream in McDonald's later today as reward for that one lol Shir where else would you be at 4-5am on a Sunday morning when pubs are closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 Its a boy yall 11:43 Tadhg woods after tiger woods :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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