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Nothing a can of expanding cavity foam in the exhaust won't cure. ;)

(Not that I condone this type of criminal damage of course) :D

...well... not being able to move the car afterwards might still cause congestion on your driveway... hahaha



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Nothing a can of expanding cavity foam in the exhaust won't cure. ;)

(Not that I condone this type of criminal damage of course) :d

I was thinking a rubber Johnny over the exhaust might work

Humm! That's very true, and I think they'd know it was me! :-)

When you're sat in the car parked up and they smash their doors into you and then completely ignore it, avoid eye contact and walk off even though the noise of the metal bashing is loud enough to wake the dead and everyone else but them notices it and confirms this by turning around to look at you.

Note: old people you're excluded from this discussion because im quite fond of your polite mannerisms on the road :) -so bash away.

Hmm mm fixing goodness

People standing near your car yapping that decide they are tired and promptly park their arrses against your front wing.

People who get pissy when you ask 'nicely' if they would mind bogging off sharpish.

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Sunburn. Why humanity hasn't evolved to take the sun after several thousand years is beyond me. Much like hayfever not like plants and pollen hasn't been around since the beginning of life on earth.

Kids!!! Thinking its ok to play in a car park and run and Stand behind your car and run beside it when your driving also chucking stones at the cars so I had to move my car if there is one mark on my car the mother is paying for it ragin is an understatement !!!!!!!

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Run the kids over? will sort the problem.

Kamikaze cyclists? You knowww..the ones who randomly just ride out in the middle of the road off a pavement without even looking? Or those who don't stop at stop signs and go full speed into live traffic? Or the really crazy ones that go around the roundabout the wrong way to take a lazy short cut :P.

Yes! I scuffed one of my alloys in a kerb trying to avoid said cyclist - with a small child on his handlebars! Came at the side if me from between parked cars, IN THE FOG! Then rode off, to be fair if I hadn't swerved the damage to my car would've been a huge gouge down the side. Muppet! I cycled for years but with consideration for everyone! Ooh the ones all in black with no lights who cycle at night!

And who can forget the ones who speed up every time you go to overtake them

Run the kids over? will sort the problem.

good idea ;)

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And who can forget the ones who speed up every time you go to overtake them

Or ride two abreast on narrow roads so no one can get past

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I absolutely hate Cyclists specially when there doing a big cycle at 7am in the morning during rush hour traffic when i am trying to go home but cannot overtake due the high levels of cars going to work.

hmm I hate people who assume they have right of way even when they don't,

Hate people who break red lights (specially cyclists who think they are above the law).

I hate people who get hired to do a job but had no previous experience in said job (security for this matter) and then get promoted a few months later to lead officer and automatically think they know it all....

Hate people who are ignorant or just ignore you for no good reason yes i am talking about above lead officer hahah

I dont like when seeing a old woman or man struggle across road and the lights aren't working

Talking about same thing here also hate guys who get out there cars if they don't like the situation .......

(backstory lights were out and a old woman couldn't get across n lights were out so she wouldn't get across I got out car and helped her (opposite traffic had decency to stop and let her) but guy behind me felt the need to honk shout then get out the car...... I said get back the car before a turn it into a drop top lol he got back in :D .....like he had somewhere to go on a Sunday .....bank holiday weekend lol

Aw! Sweet James!

People who don't understand roundabouts!

That's decency right there. Good man

I dont like when seeing a old woman or man struggle across road and the lights aren't working

Talking about same thing here also hate guys who get out there cars if they don't like the situation .......

(backstory lights were out and a old woman couldn't get across n lights were out so she wouldn't get across I got out car and helped her (opposite traffic had decency to stop and let her) but guy behind me felt the need to honk shout then get out the car...... I said get back the car before a turn it into a drop top lol he got back in :D .....like he had somewhere to go on a Sunday .....bank holiday weekend lol

Haha, reminds me of this video:

I absolutely hate Cyclists specially when there doing a big cycle at 7am in the morning during rush hour traffic when i am trying to go home but cannot overtake due the high levels of cars going to work.

My friend is a cyclist and he started taking driving lessons a few weeks ago. Yesterday he messaged me saying: "You were right! I f***ing hate cyclists, they're always in the way."

So even cyclists hate cyclists.

The plonker who parks across the drive has a new car KNO is part of the reg, it has been suggested by a neighbour painting a strategic B!!!! :-)

The plonker who parks across the drive has a new car KNO is part of the reg, it has been suggested by a neighbour painting a strategic B!!!! :-)

If you ever need a hand shifting his car, I've got a trolley jack that could be useful

What's the deal with moving cars blocking your drive anyway?

Like with a set of those skid plate trolley things?

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