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plus all those things called snakes 10 most poisonious

One my cousins had a stand off, in his septic tank, with one of them, in NSW. :ermm:

The snake objected to my cousin emptying it and disturbing his (Mr Snake) nice cool summer residence



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    Let's just hope him being Labour Leader makes the party even more unpopular!

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    It will do if the idiot Corbyn & his bunch of retards get anywhere near No 10 :(

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    IF ? At 16 years of age you missed the glory years by a decade or 3, or 4 or 5 . . This once great Country went to the dogs too many years ago . . . . Bliar hammered the final nail into the coffin &

No, I sound very pessimistic! ;)

Well you are Scottish after all. :P

plus all those things called snakes 10 most poisonious

And the Scorpions... And Sharks... And pretty much all other wildlife that seems to be deadly over there! :lol:

And the Scorpions... And Sharks... And pretty much all other wildlife that seems to be deadly over there! :lol:

Think it's the 'Roos, sheep & the women that are the deadliest of all wildlife . . . . :)

Tbf women are pretty deadly over here! :mellow:

Well said Tom...my ex is a headcase....out of morbid curiosity she is half red irish

And the Scorpions... And Sharks... And pretty much all other wildlife that seems to be deadly over there! :lol:

Apparently, even the cute looking koalas smell of old wee and quite cantankerous with it :lol:

They don't happen to have red hair by any chance??:)

They don't happen to have red hair by any chance?? :)

They do have a certain red tinge to the otherwise grey fur :lol:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Koala_climbing_tree.jpg

They do have a certain red tinge to the otherwise grey fur :lol:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Koala_climbing_tree.jpg

Do they have Irish blood in 'em though ? That, in addition to red fur / hair, is the trigger for fireworks . . . . . :)

They don't happen to have red hair by any chance?? :)

My C.E.O. has red hair & Irish ancestry . . . . . but she's been tamed with copious amounts of Welsh cider . . . . :)

My C.E.O. has red hair & Irish ancestry . . . . . but she's been tamed with copious amounts of Welsh cider . . . . :)

C.E.O?? :unsure:

Chief Executive Officer?

Cute Erudite Operative?

Cuddly Elephant Obsession?

Comely Eccentric Observer?

Charistmatic Eager Ombudsman?

Crude Eagle-eyed Oarswoman?

:P

C.E.O?? :unsure:

Chief Executive Officer?

Cute Erudite Operative?

Cuddly Elephant Obsession?

Comely Eccentric Observer?

Charistmatic Eager Ombudsman?

Crude Eagle-eyed Oarswoman?

:P

I have to make her seem & feel important . . so it's Chief Executive Officer . . or sometimes it's just '' The X.O. '' . . :)

I was half wondering if it was an acronym for a Welsh term of endearment.

I was half wondering if it was an acronym for a Welsh term of endearment.

Well . . it could be but I'm far from fluent in Welsh ! :)

Cwtch is fave word though :)

Well . . it could be but I'm far from fluent in Welsh ! :)

Cwtch is fave word though :)

That looks like it would be a good word, for the sort itch Brandy has deep down in her underfur, that she needs to shove her nose in to satisfy, quite manically :)

That looks like it would be a good word, for the sort itch Brandy has deep down in her underfur, that she needs to shove her nose in to satisfy, quite manically :)

Diolch yn fawr . . :)

Having visited google translate page, and assuming it's correct translation.

Cwtch is not itch satifaction in your underfur, but I could say, Brandy is a bit big to cwtch unless were both on the same level. Whereas both cats like a cwtch, in a variety of elevations :)


Having visited google translate page, and assuming it's correct translation.

Cwtch is not itch satifaction in your underfur, but I could say, Brandy is a bit big to cwtch unless were both on the same level. Whereas both cats like a cwtch, in a variety of elevations :)

Ha ha . . . never Cwtch in a Cwtch . . . unless it's a big one :)

I also see I keep a vacuum cleaner in a cwtch dan star

Diolch yn fawr . . :)

Has four translations, perhaps it's regional

1. Thank you

2. Thank you, but I think you're having a laugh

3. You are welcome, sorry I didn't do it earlier

4. When is your next holiday

I also see I keep a vacuum cleaner in a cwtch dan star

Has four translations, perhaps it's regional

1. Thank you

2. Thank you, but I think you're having a laugh

3. You are welcome, sorry I didn't do it earlier

4. When is your next holiday

Numero uno :)

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Dydw i erioed wedi dysgu un gair yn Gymraeg , rhaid i ddweud ei bod yn ymddangos bron mor ddibwrpas fel Gaeleg.

(Yes I did use Google Translate for that, and no I can't pronounce a single word of it).

Dydw i erioed wedi dysgu un gair yn Gymraeg , rhaid i ddweud ei bod yn ymddangos bron mor ddibwrpas fel Gaeleg.

(Yes I did use Google Translate for that, and no I can't pronounce a single word of it).

is yours Welsh or Gaelic?

Dydw i erioed wedi dysgu un gair yn Gymraeg , rhaid i ddweud ei bod yn ymddangos bron mor ddibwrpas fel Gaeleg.

(Yes I did use Google Translate for that, and no I can't pronounce a single word of it).

Useful for bypassing the swear filter . . . :)

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Useful for bypassing the swear filter . . . :)

Good point...

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