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What Have You Learned Today??

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14 minutes ago, jmurray01 said:

Indeed Ghana!!  Or rather not anymore, seeing as I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole after their cluster :censored: today.  Good thing we also have the Hyundai, as if the 405 was our only car and we depended on it going through the MOT today then I'd be completely screwed!

It's quite handy having two cars, you can take one off the road to do something major at your leisure.  Unlike trying to finish it hurriedly on a Sunday night, in the wee hours!



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24 minutes ago, GMX said:

It's quite handy having two cars, you can take one off the road to do something major at your leisure.  Unlike trying to finish it hurriedly on a Sunday night, in the wee hours!

Exactly!  That's why I bought the Hyundai in such haste when we sold the Primera (and only had the 405), as I hate relying on just one car - or anything for that matter!  Hence why I have multiple vacuum cleaners, televisions, irons, typewriters, computers etc...

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I learned this morning that something who is not put off by tiger poo or drawn to slug pubs is molesting the young sweetcorn plants overnight.

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I learned today, that no matter how much potting compost you make up: you will never have made the up right quantity for all the hanging baskets and all tubs you need it for, and have to make up some more.

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Basket compost is 50:25:25 (Compost: Perlite:Vermiculite)  Whereas tub compost is 30:30:20:20 (Compost, John Innes No.2: Perlite: Vermiculite) Basket compost needs to be lighter yet have moisture retaining properties.  Whereas tub compost needs to be free draining, aerated and still be bulky

I rather assumed that PS and BHP (old fashioned horsepower) were the same. But I have just learnt they are not! A German horse strength ( Pferdestärke) must be a bit weaker than a good old British shire horse.

One PS is about 98.6% of a brake horsepower :ohmy:.

This means car makers have been able to add one or two assumed horses to their cars just by changing the unit.

Moral: Stick to SI units, the proper unit is the kW, the same all over the world.

 

 

I learned that alcohol doesn't always impair ones judgement or remove ones ability to work on ones car....

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4 hours ago, jeebowhite said:

I learned that alcohol doesn't always impair ones judgement or remove ones ability to work on ones car....

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Indeed, it can often be helpful. 

Sometimes it makes it more interesting!

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you don't notice it until you feel it underfoot

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3 hours ago, Tdci-Peter said:

"Like This" is not really appropriate, it sounds a bit gruesome, but you telling the world (or any part of it that wants to look anyway) about it, has made me smile a bit. Which is good.smile.png

I have learnt today, that trying to help other people with problems like broken cars, can be a good anti-dote to depression. Even if just one or two of my efforts is of any use at all, it makes me feel better.

 

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A work mate also informed me that led lights will increase the level of depression people tend to get during winter months due to lack of sunlight, because leds operate on a very fine spectrum.

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It wouldn't cancel either, when I started:sad: like it's supposed to!:ohmy:

After five minutes of trying to jiggle the door switches, for it to cancel itself - which it didn't, all the while being glared at by various neighbours and passers by,

In the end, i had to resort to pulling the cable out of the power sounder, leaving the indicators and headlamps to flash silently, whilst I figured out how to I was stop the alarm

 

I've learned that a few days doing naff all with great company in the middle of nowhere really is good for the soul!!

6 minutes ago, SeanW said:

I've learned that a few days doing naff all with great company in the middle of nowhere really is good for the soul!!

Puts alot of things in to perspective 👍

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1 hour ago, GMX said:

I learned to this afternoon, much to everyone in the neighbourhood's annoyance, that the gentle click click click of a car alarm with a faulty door switch and a battery with a low charge: turns into a full 108 dB BARP BARP BARP when you hook up your booster to start the car.

It wouldn't cancel either, when I started:sad: like it's supposed to!:ohmy:

After five minutes of trying to jiggle the door switches, for it to cancel itself - which it didn't, all the while being glared at by various neighbours and passers by,

In the end, i had to resort to pulling the cable out of the power sounder, leaving the indicators and headlamps to flash silently, whilst I figured out how to I was stop the alarm

 

Was that the Vauxhall?  Or have you got rid of that by now?

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1 minute ago, jmurray01 said:

Was that the Vauxhall?  Or have you got rid of that by now?

That is indeed the Astra, that so far, the only interested buyer has failed to turn up for, nor actually confirm he's no longer interested.  It's been getting close to 7 months now!

It will, however be going this week, I'm putting it on the "removemycar.co.uk ATF auctions tomorrow.

It will be nice not to have to move it out the way, every time I want to something to the Foci

3 minutes ago, GMX said:

That is indeed the Astra, that so far, the only interested buyer has failed to turn up for, nor actually confirm he's no longer interested.  It's been getting close to 7 months now!

It will, however be going this week, I'm putting it on the "removemycar.co.uk ATF auctions tomorrow.

It will be nice not to have to move it out the way, every time I want to something to the Foci

Car buyers really must be picky down your way, as here it would be snapped up (whilst it still had MOT) for £100 within a couple of hours of listing on Gumtree.

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