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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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Add parens on to it maybe? Will bring it down if they've got good NCB

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Hmm could do or just wait till after December and it will drop a littel :)

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Definitely put parents on your policy it should knock a couple of hundred quid off. Also means they can drive you back from the pub when you decide to have a beer haha. Well my kids do that to me

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Definitely put parents on your policy it should knock a couple of hundred quid off. Also means they can drive you back from the pub when you decide to have a beer haha. Well my kids do that to me

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Standard procedure ;) haha

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I must admit, on the conversation of the goop in a can... I recently got offered a buckled wheel from a guy at work. I put a part worn tyre on it and chucked it in the boot. Aside the fact that I need to raise the floor level (wood and saw at the ready!) I much prefer the idea of driving on a buckled full size alloy than a mile on a spacesaver!

I had it on and clocked up about 70 miles last week, I didnt like the vibration (they couldnt balance it in the slightest!) but at least I could hit 70 or above if I wanted to! rather than sitting at 50 on the motorway laying brown bricks on the seat if a truck goes for an overtake, or wondering when its going to pop!

On the front of insurance, its probably the fact that your near the countryside, that power in a car, wet country roads, young driver - all make for a more likely trip down memory lane, past "oh shizzle" farm, and heading straight for "oh fark bark" tree. I recon if you changed your address to somewhere more town oriented it would be cheaper!

hehe, I was lucky enough that the previous owner bought 5 mk2.5 zetec alloys, so I have a full size spare in the car and he gave me the space saver as well... :lol: so that's in the garage...

Surely my ST or even a mighty Focus RS cannot hold a candle to the sheer power and handling of this LS Astra :P :lol:

What a pile of sh*t!

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Every Astra should come with a complimentary roll of Andrex.

Sorry but had to post this hahaha :p

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Haha brilliant. I was reading a Vxr forum other night and it's funny cause I thought that they would slate fords but they don't haha

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Thought u would like haha :p

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Haha brilliant. I was reading a Vxr forum other night and it's funny cause I thought that they would slate fords but they don't haha

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They're afraid to :p

Coz like there cars they are sh#te haha :p

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Shamelessly stolen picture from the Spotted : Grimsby group on Facebook :P

Picture taken on Ellis Way in Grimsby, near to Asda

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That sums it up nicely.

Sorry but had to post this hahaha :P

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lol that is quality. :lol:

Shamelessly stolen picture from the Spotted : Grimsby group on Facebook :P

Picture taken on Ellis Way in Grimsby, near to Asda

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Recovery probably cost more than the car's worth lol

Was driving to the mothers today and spotted this vulgar thing. Look closely at the exhausts... :blink:

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I normally see these but most of the time there in my rear view mirror waving there fist at me haha

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haha, love the pushing!

Taken from my mother's phone, we had a good laugh

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corsa on corsa crime hahahaha

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Oh good this looks like he has taken every part that's ever been used on modifying a vauxhall and suck it on his car.

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:lol: it has speed holes by the headlight washers

http://www.frequency.com/video/im-putting-speed-holes-in-my-car-makes/149785602

I was following a corsa today it had 5 black squares on the boot like a checkers board sort of style, and they were all out of line and not symmetrical :lol: looked awful!

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