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Tell vicky to get over it lenny and come back lol Btw congratulations in the wedding and growing family soon you'll have to sell the yota and buy an s max lol



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Tell vicky to get over it lenny and come back lol Btw congratulations in the wedding and growing family soon you'll have to sell the yota and buy an s max lol

Thanks man,

Poor yota's gone to the breakers in the sky last Febuary,

Just the focus on the road now lol 3 baby seats in the rear ugh will be like a bag of weasels :lol:

She will be back on soon enough

Christ lenny, congratulations to you both. I got distracted hunting mice and rebuilding our house and amongst other things I forgot to drop you a text congratulating you both, so here it is lol.

Christ lenny, congratulations to you both. I got distracted hunting mice and rebuilding our house and amongst other things I forgot to drop you a text congratulating you both, so here it is lol.

Thanks jeeb

Best thing for mice or rats if you genuinely have them is to lay poison in the same places for two weeks,

Replacing it each time it disappears then stop for one week,

The idea being,

When food is plentiful they fill up there nest,

Then when food is short they eat what they have gathered,

So instead of picking up bodys here and there,

They all die self contained :)

:) shh dont tell me girlfriend,

Were together 12 years on 13th August just gone by,

Got Married last Thursday 22nd August VickiC is now VickiW

Two daughters aged 5 and 7 and another baby due out 14th November

:)

I was beginning to think she'd finally done you in :P

Congratulation/commiserations (delete as applicable ;)) and welcome back

Cheers lenny, scared the cack out him last night, he's not been back since...

I was beginning to think she'd finally done you in :P

Congratulation/commiserations (delete as applicable ;)) and welcome back

Cheers Sean,

Shes not killed me yet :lol:

Cheers lenny, scared the cack out him last night, he's not been back since...

Show em your Angry Face?

Or

Copy&Paste him the email that got rid of Vicki :lol: sorry couldn't resist that one jeeb ya left yourself open for it.

Do you know what s*x the baby is going to be yet?

Oops, you know what I meant!

and another baby due out 14th November

You have such a way with words Lenny lol.

Do you know what !Removed! the baby is going to be yet?

Oops, you know what I meant!

I know what you mean mate,

Dont officially know weather its a boy or a girl yet mate,

Vicki wanted a surprise so we dont know lol i reckon its a girl though because shes carring it all to the front,

From the rear she doesn't look pregnant atall :) only when she turns sideways

You have such a way with words Lenny lol.

Sorry Mart :lol: im happy really, well when its 1yr old i will be :)

First year is the hardest, nappies, bottles, crying, feeding every hour-two hours

Ahh I see! My grandma says that she only got morning sickness with her two boys and not her girls, was the same with my mum (only has me), she drunk a bit of champagne and that helped apparently!

Have you watched "In the Club" on BBC 1? It's actually rather entertaining. ;)

My fault for turning this thread from Vauxhalls for babies! Lol :D

First year is the hardest, nappies, bottles, crying, feeding every hour-two hours

Blimey, is that what having kids reduces a man to?

Blimey, is that what having kids reduces a man to?

:lol: HAHAHA Brilliant!

LOL :lol:

Blimey, is that what having kids reduces a man to?

:lol:

Yes and they soak up every spare penny you have even more than doing mods to your car

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Yes and they soak up every spare penny you have even more than doing mods to your car

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No AA cover for when the baby starts running at high temperature :rolleyes:

Ten more weeks then im going celibate

No AA cover for when the baby starts running at high temperature :rolleyes:

Ten more weeks then im going celibate

snip snip Lenny!

Harsh lenny...

snip snip Lenny!

:( i know...

Yes and they soak up every spare penny you have even more than doing mods to your car

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Couldnt agree more! just when you think I have enough for a treat at the end of the month !BAM! the child needs something else... :p

Thing is the costs get higher as they get older and the size of the boxes the stuff comes in get smaller.

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